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Had the family over for a BBQ today. 3 birthdays in 1 party. Over 40 pork and turkey steaks and 40 Bratwurst sausages on the grill, plus salads and cake and Hugo for after.

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Practising cannabilism now Dave?

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Hugo is a Drink... ;)

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Cabana Bars. Anyone remember these?

One of my favourites chocolate bars. This was from the eighties. I wish they'd bring them back.

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Regrettable Decisions, #152:

This evening, I dropped a bevy of burlesque performers to their hotel, and there was talk of a naked spa to celebrate one of their birthdays.
Instead, I took the Pringles and went home.

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ProfessorF wrote:
Regrettable Decisions, #152:

This evening, I dropped a bevy of burlesque performers to their hotel, and there was talk of a naked spa to celebrate one of their birthdays.
Instead, I took the Pringles and went home.


They do say never you should never mix business with pleasure, however they were probably thinking about not fooling around with Debbie in accounts rather than a bevy of naked burlesque dancers.

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ProfessorF wrote:
Regrettable Decisions, #152:

This evening, I dropped a bevy of burlesque performers to their hotel, and there was talk of a naked spa to celebrate one of their birthdays.
Instead, I took the Pringles and went home.


If you'd taken a blow to the head so severe as to cause that decision (and I can think of no other explanation) you really shouldn't have been driving a car.

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ProfessorF wrote:
Regrettable Decisions, #152:

This evening, I dropped a bevy of burlesque performers to their hotel, and there was talk of a naked spa to celebrate one of their birthdays.
Instead, I took the Pringles and went home.


You'll have to excuse my friend, he's a little dumb... the town is back THAT way!


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ProfessorF wrote:
Regrettable Decisions, #152:

This evening, I dropped a bevy of burlesque performers to their hotel, and there was talk of a naked spa to celebrate one of their birthdays.
Instead, I took the Pringles and went home.

That sounds like something I would have done...

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Wondering if the person coming from north of the Thames will like my little red Fiat and give him a new home.

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Jim Beam Honey with Lemonade. Not as nice as it sounds. Think I'll make the next one straight up. Guess who won't be driving anywhere tonight lol

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John's hot. No denying it. But he's hardly Karen now, is he ;)

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sleep.
suitcases that still need unpacking.
Edwardian outfit that I have 2 weeks to sew

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Wondering if the person coming from north of the Thames will like my little red Fiat and give him a new home.

So... result? ;)

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ProfessorF wrote:
Regrettable Decisions, #152:

This evening, I dropped a bevy of burlesque performers to their hotel, and there was talk of a naked spa to celebrate one of their birthdays.
Instead, I took the Pringles and went home.

I guess I must have missed the invite :(

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ProfessorF wrote:
Regrettable Decisions, #152:

This evening, I dropped a bevy of burlesque performers to their hotel, and there was talk of a naked spa to celebrate one of their birthdays.
Instead, I took the Pringles and went home.

I guess I must have missed the invite :(

someone on another thread talked about the awesomeness of boobees. Seems the message didn't reach everyone in time :lol:


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