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Germany: the world's capital of penis enlargement 
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http://www.theguardian.com/news/datablo ... nt-country

Don't mention the wang!

I noticed it's popular in many countries that currently have sh1t economies.

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Thu Jul 31, 2014 4:51 pm
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Has big_D got anything to tell us ;)

before he went to Germany was he know as little_D :shock:

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There's a joke in there about a lot of fast cars being German and the penis enlargement market.

So who's got a Beemer/ Audi etc on this forum? ;)


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There's a joke in there about a lot of fast cars being German and the penis enlargement market.

So who's got a Beemer/ Audi etc on this forum? ;)


It's a well known fact BMW stands for "Behold My Willy" ;)

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Lets just say, I've downsized my car recently...

Seriously, news to me, although I do know Germany is a plastic surgery tourist destination.
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Fri Aug 01, 2014 12:46 pm
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big_D wrote:
Lets just say, I've downsized my car recently...

Seriously, news to me, although I do know Germany is a plastic surgery tourist destination.
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Do you think it's a case of 'If I'm getting it done, it'll be done right!'?

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Porksprung durch Technik?

Could be. Although my doc didn't wait for the anesthetic to take effect, when I had my vasectomy. When I cried out, he said too late, I've started, so I'll finish. :shock:
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big_D wrote:
Porksprung durch Technik?

Could be. Although my doc didn't wait for the anesthetic to take effect, when I had my vasectomy. When I cried out, he said too late, I've started, so I'll finish. :shock:
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Jesus ! :shock:
Although on one occasion a few years back my dentist said" you don't need anaesthetic for this filling do you ?"
I Pointed out to him where my hand was, right under his balls, I assured him I would share the pain 8-)
Funny that her gave me anaesthetic. :D

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TheFrenchun wrote:
There's a joke in there about a lot of fast cars being German and the penis enlargement market.

So who's got a Beemer/ Audi etc on this forum? ;)


It's a well known fact BMW stands for "Behold My Willy" ;)


Audi's short for Au.....dear god

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