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On Thursday in London a colleague and I let a young lady onto the Baker Street underground train before us. She literally could not comprehend what was happening and just stood there for a while looking puzzled.

she was probably terrified ;)


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Just received an invoice for our patent application. All looked legit, but something nagged at me, so I did a quick search and the first hit was a warning from the WIPO that the company is a con artist.

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storm recent here with strong winds, found a black semi automatic handgun washed up :cry:

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storm recent here with strong winds, found a black semi automatic handgun washed up :cry:


Hand it into the police. Announcing on a public forum that you've found a firearm is possibly not the wisest course of action, unless you add that you are going to inform the relevant authorities.

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Beretta 92F?

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Water pistol?


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Beretta 92F?

Colt 1911 or variant. Specifically of the plastic toy type.

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Water pistol?


every handgun washed up is a water pistol :lol:

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The most dangerous place you can be is your bed

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The most dangerous place you can be is your bed

Think about it lol

Most people die there?


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