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Now I can't but wonder what JV said that's so bad?

Snap.

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A dumb ass is a donkey that has the inability to speak :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: I thought you people were intelligant :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

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A dumb ass is a donkey that has the inability to speak :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: I thought you people were intelligant :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

Make he was struck dumb as the crane toppled over? ;)

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We got a text to say that the Christmas tree we'd ordered from Tesco was in and ready for pick up. When the item was brought out it had mysteriously morphed into a chair. Yes, really.

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Autotuned prog rock Sledgehammer
http://classicrock.teamrock.com/news/20 ... r-ad-astra

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I think it's possible for a metal version of Sledgehammer to sound quite good. This is not it. Also, they do seem desperate to try and sound as much like Alice in Chains as possible!

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Stores opening at one when everyone else has been open all day :roll:

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Stores opening at one when everyone else has been open all day :roll:


are the banks open today? :oops:

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pcernie wrote:
Stores opening at one when everyone else has been open all day :roll:


are the banks open today? :oops:

NO, it's a bank holiday.

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Tesco isn't even open and the sales I saw were an insult.

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Sales start tomorrow, no stores are open here. Although Ikea will be opening on Sunday.

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Sales start tomorrow, no stores are open here. Although Ikea will be opening on Sunday.
Amazon's sale kicked off yesterday.

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The fail is the fact that all the sales en masse have a sum of feck all worth buying in them.


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Yup. The only thing I wanted to check out was a 64GB Sandisk card. And I missed that so I don't know how much it was. And maybe a new chair, but I think I've missed that too. All the clothes are the wrong size.

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Yup. The only thing I wanted to check out was a 64GB Sandisk card. And I missed that so I don't know how much it was. And maybe a new chair, but I think I've missed that too. All the clothes are the wrong size.


http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B00A ... ROKL5A1OLE

6 mins if you think it's useful!

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