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What's the best cure?
Younger women 23%  23%  [ 17 ]
Alien Technology 8%  8%  [ 6 ]
A flash car 15%  15%  [ 11 ]
Surgery 1%  1%  [ 1 ]
Alcohol 16%  16%  [ 12 ]
Cheese 11%  11%  [ 8 ]
Pie 20%  20%  [ 15 ]
Other, please elaborate 5%  5%  [ 4 ]
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Live your life, ignore the numbers.


Problem is, he's a bloke.
Blokes love numbers.
They put things in order.
They tell us when something is better than something else.
Without numbers, geeks would be lost.
I rest my case: http://www.curiosite.com/condometric/

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I say deal with it by doing the following:

Refuse to put up with other people's crap
Speak your mind
Turn the music up!
Have as much sex as possible.
PIE!

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I say deal with it by doing the following:

Refuse to put up with other people's crap
Speak your mind
Turn the music up!
Have as much sex as possible.
PIE!


I agree with the first one
second one is what I do in excess so its a bad thing :(
third one is also bad as it will damage your hearing in the long run
fourth one is flawed also unless you want STI's and lots of children??? what planet are you on? :shock:
excess consumption of meat is also dangerous

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fourth one is flawed also unless you want STI's and lots of children??? what planet are you on? :shock:


I've got 1 kid (was planned) & never had an sti & I'm doing alright in that department ;)

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I've only ever done it with a chicken so far, but if required I wouldn't have any problems doing it with other animals at all.


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Bratty, it's quite possible to have lots of sex, and never have children nor contract an STI (like children).

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that is so wrong in my perception :oops:

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It's called contraception, of which there are many options to prevent children, and a pretty reliable method called a 'condom' that's great at preventing STIs.

They did cover this stuff in school, didn't they?

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Best method for avoiding babies & sti's.

Bag it & don't slag it :lol:

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I've only ever done it with a chicken so far, but if required I wouldn't have any problems doing it with other animals at all.


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ye it was very awkward and unesesscary ( I swear my english is getting worse :shock: ) no idea how the teachers manage to have confidence to teach that garbage

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that is so wrong in my perception :oops:


:roll:

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ye it was very awkward and unesesscary


I'd say it's very necessary. It might save your life.

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my penis will never save my life :roll:

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No but not getting an STI might !

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that will never happen :x

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fourth one is flawed also unless you want STI's and lots of children??? what planet are you on? :shock:
excess consumption of meat is also dangerous


Am I the only one who nearly spat coffee all over his keyboard at this...?

Oh and Bratty, no one said anything about having sex with lots of different people.

Oh, and also... some people have fathered children, decided that they do not want any more and have had "the snip" which means they can have as much sex as they, (and their partner) like without having to worry about contraception.

God bless medical technology! ;)

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