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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/11958899/Revealed-The-39-steps-to-being-a-modern-gentleman.html

I score 34
Fail partly on 7 - no tweed
Never been anywhere where 11 applies
fail 30,31,34

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I fail on 7 with no tweed, although I do have a tweed hunting jacket so I'm not sure how that scores.
Also fail on 30 and 34, so I guess 36 and a bit? 8-)

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34 here too. Not bad.

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Number 40. Knows a pile of unmitigated cock when he reads one.


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I'm not even modern... I'll have to take the test later ;)

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Clickbait pish.

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I fell at 3. Oh well.

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36. My tweed is severely lacking...

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28.

Good on you chaps.


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I can't train a dog but no idea how to train a flower (unless they're talking about some other type of rose?)

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Can train a dog and a rose

I can't train a dog but no idea how to train a flower (unless they're talking about some other type of rose?)


Training a rose means encouraging your rose bush to grow up a wall by tying it to something like a trellis.

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