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Given that it's officially 1st December, I'm now happy to start talking about Christmas.

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Put the tree up yesterday

Will be re-doing it tonight as I VASTLY over-estimated the quantity of lights I needed.


We've just bought our first tree (always a fake) for our new house. John Lewis basics one for £40. It'll do. Money's tight this year. But how do you work out how many lights you need? Baubles we could just buy lots and then use/reuse. Also please post pics of your Xmas decorations, meals, memes in here.

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*sits back and waits, patiently, for Mark to post the inevitable "Is it Christmas?" link*

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I'd say use enough baubles, tinsel and lights to cover at least one side of the tree. Preferably the side you can see (assuming it's in a corner) :D :roll:

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I do less is more, a few handpicked / handmade ornaments then buy new ones every year. Lights, for a 6 ft tree you probably need two standard loops to start. Tinsels is where I fall normally


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Anyone who puts up xmas decs before December needs a boot up the arse.

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Pah!!

SWMBO has had all the Decks up, inc Reindeer outside on the roof for the past 2 weeks

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I'll be hosting Christmas for the family this year for the first time ever and have no decorations at all (as I normally go back to the parents for the holidays).
Meh, not sure if I can be bothered getting any. The main thing is the family being together.

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John_Vella wrote:
*sits back and waits, patiently, for Mark to post the inevitable "Is it Christmas?" link*

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I'm never one to fail in this regard - http://isitchristmas.com

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This may be a new record... I already have my birthday and Christmas present for this year, (new camera) so, last night, I told the wife that for NEXT years birthday/Christmas present, I'd love a PS4. Yes, it's for Kick Off! And the new Star Wars game.

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Came home last night and the house on the corner is lit up like Christmas lights are going out of fashion :roll:

I'd hate to see their electric bill. Even throughout the year there are lamps on in every window - OTT

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Came home last night and the house on the corner is lit up like Christmas lights are going out of fashion :roll:

I'd hate to see their electric bill. Even throughout the year there are lamps on in every window - OTT

not so bad these days with them all being LEDs

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Could fairy lights be slowing down your Wi-Fi? | TechRadar
http://www.techradar.com/news/internet/ ... i--1310157

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Just ban Christmas.
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Just ban Christmas.
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No, it's a fantastic excuse for a lazy working environment, days off, getting fat(ter) etc.

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