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Random $h!t Thread - Part VI
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John_Vella
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 7:55 am
Posts: 7935
Location: Manchester.
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In a couple of months or so, I'd have spent 1/3rd of my life in Manchester. _________________John Vella BSc (Hons), PGCE - Still the official forum prankster and crude remarker  Sorry  I'll behave now. Promise 
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jonbwfc
What's a life?
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:26 pm
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I've probably spent a third of my life in bed.
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davrosG5
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 6:37 am
Posts: 6954
Location: Peebo
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This year I will have spent just under 40% of my life living in Peterborough. Or, more worryingly, working for the same employer.
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When they put teeth in your mouth, they spoiled a perfectly good bum.
-Billy Connolly (to a heckler)
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| Wed Dec 09, 2015 5:39 pm |
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timark_uk
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Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:11 pm
Posts: 12143
Location: Belfast
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I have spent 46% of my life living in Northern Ireland.
Mark
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leeds_manc
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 8:19 pm
Posts: 5071
Location: Manchester
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The past has no power over the present moment.
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pcernie
Legend
Joined: Sun Apr 26, 2009 12:30 pm
Posts: 45931
Location: Belfast
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Coming over here, taking our jobs... Do you ever think about going back? I have this notion of going where nobody knows me, like Cheers in reverse  _________________Plain English advice on everything money, purchase and service related:
http://www.moneysavingexpert.com/
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| Wed Dec 09, 2015 9:58 pm |
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timark_uk
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Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:11 pm
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Location: Belfast
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Would you want to work night-shift, by yourself, not talking to anyone in person, during winter not seeing daylight for up-to (sometimes more than) four weeks at a stretch - I haven't actually seen daylight since the 21st of November, and likely won't do again until after the 16th of December? Oh yeah, you'd have to fix I.T. Issues of some truly inept people. If so, pass me your details. (8+) No. I'd not consider going back to England now unless there was a very good reason to do so. I'm fully settled over here now, but I'm not saying never. Mark
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pcernie
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Joined: Sun Apr 26, 2009 12:30 pm
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Location: Belfast
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Daylight? In Belfast? I've been a total night owl my whole life so night shift might actually suit me, but I dunno... _________________Plain English advice on everything money, purchase and service related:
http://www.moneysavingexpert.com/
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| Thu Dec 10, 2015 8:00 am |
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timark_uk
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Location: Belfast
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It is like Santa's Grotto vomited all over the desks here in work. *sigh* *shakes head*
Mark
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| Fri Dec 11, 2015 8:51 pm |
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pcernie
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Joined: Sun Apr 26, 2009 12:30 pm
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Location: Belfast
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Yeah, I've been in workplaces where colleagues tried to browbeat people into that crap. I don't mind Xmas, but enforced happiness sucks. _________________Plain English advice on everything money, purchase and service related:
http://www.moneysavingexpert.com/
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pcernie
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Joined: Sun Apr 26, 2009 12:30 pm
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Location: Belfast
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Uber's new app delivers food, not rides | TechRadar http://www.techradar.com/news/phone-and ... es-1310876That's a clever idea. _________________Plain English advice on everything money, purchase and service related:
http://www.moneysavingexpert.com/
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| Sun Dec 13, 2015 1:11 am |
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timark_uk
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Location: Belfast
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Ernie, get up off yer fat arse and walk to the shops. (8+p
Next you'll move downstairs in your parents house and install a serving hatch window so your deliveries come directly to you so you don't have to 'waste time' standing up. (8+D
Mark
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| Sun Dec 13, 2015 1:31 am |
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pcernie
Legend
Joined: Sun Apr 26, 2009 12:30 pm
Posts: 45931
Location: Belfast
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I didn't say I'd use it - bar a bag of chips on a Friday, I don't even eat fast food any more. _________________Plain English advice on everything money, purchase and service related:
http://www.moneysavingexpert.com/
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| Sun Dec 13, 2015 2:01 am |
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timark_uk
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Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:11 pm
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Location: Belfast
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Actually, it's odd you should say that, because I was talking the other day about how chippies don't seem to do deliveries for their food. Mark
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pcernie
Legend
Joined: Sun Apr 26, 2009 12:30 pm
Posts: 45931
Location: Belfast
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Just about any chippie I've ever used in the past do - even John Dory's delivers now. Mind you, round here you can get all sorts delivered... _________________Plain English advice on everything money, purchase and service related:
http://www.moneysavingexpert.com/
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