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Camelot recently (October IIRC) re-jigged the National Lottery game rules.

They decided that they make more money when there are roll-overs so they've made it harder to win the big jackpot so there will be more roll-overs. Where as before you had to pick 6 numbers from 49, now you have to pick 6 from 59.
Adding the 10 extra balls has meant that the odds of winning the big prize has gone from ~1 in 14 million to ~1 in 45 million (similar odds to winning the Euromillions lottery jackpot).

In compensation they've included a millionaire raffle in each draw so someone is guaranteed to win a million pounds in each draw (the raffle used to net you £20k with the occasional 'special' million pound one). There is also now a 'prize' for successfully getting 2 numbers - you get a lucky dip ticket for the next draw. Otherwise the prize tiers are the same as they were from when they increased the ticket price to £2 - 3 balls nets you £25 and more gets you more (usually).

Thanks for the explanation. Sounds like they're scamming the public though.

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davrosG5 wrote:
Camelot recently (October IIRC) re-jigged the National Lottery game rules.

They decided that they make more money when there are roll-overs so they've made it harder to win the big jackpot so there will be more roll-overs. Where as before you had to pick 6 numbers from 49, now you have to pick 6 from 59.
Adding the 10 extra balls has meant that the odds of winning the big prize has gone from ~1 in 14 million to ~1 in 45 million (similar odds to winning the Euromillions lottery jackpot).

In compensation they've included a millionaire raffle in each draw so someone is guaranteed to win a million pounds in each draw (the raffle used to net you £20k with the occasional 'special' million pound one). There is also now a 'prize' for successfully getting 2 numbers - you get a lucky dip ticket for the next draw. Otherwise the prize tiers are the same as they were from when they increased the ticket price to £2 - 3 balls nets you £25 and more gets you more (usually).

Thanks for the explanation. Sounds like they're scamming the public though.


It's a lottery, what did you expect? As with any form of gambling, you shouldn't play if you can't afford to lose the money.

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Mon Jan 11, 2016 4:42 pm
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It's a lottery, what did you expect? As with any form of gambling, you shouldn't play if you can't afford to lose the money.

Ooh, free gambling advice too! :P

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davrosG5 wrote:
It's a lottery, what did you expect? As with any form of gambling, you shouldn't play if you can't afford to lose the money.

Ooh, free gambling advice too! :P

I aim to please :D

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Fed up waiting for a warranty replacement for a dicky monitor at the office, I decided to bring in my spare Dell 2410 to bridge the gap.

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Bugger! Now I'll have to strip it down and fix it.

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There was a brilliant excuse the other day of 'unseasonable warm weather in December hampered sales'.

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Isn't that what the conductor was there for? Some much for downsizing.

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Dell put out an update for backing up your system and since I've never had any bother with their updates, I took it.

Rebooted the system, the fan kicks in at full pelt, there's a mini red flare in the screen and now I've got a permanent red pixel... :x

From now on there will be no updates to fcuking anything bar my AV! If it works it will be left well alone! And breathe....

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Yeah, lets just ignore that Jacko had white skin for all intents and purposes at that point, and that a black actor 'whiting up' will be laughed at until the internet explodes.

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Department Implementing 'Northern Powerhouse' closes office in Sheffield, moves to London

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