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“It was difficult to prove monetary damages, because everybody ate the evidence”


Some people complained that a footlong Subway was less than a foot long: clicky

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Amanda Seyfried has an interesting tattoo on her foot. Worth a Google.

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Amanda Seyfried has an interesting tattoo on her foot. Worth a Google.

Oh Dear :D :D :D


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davrosG5 wrote:
Amanda Seyfried has an interesting tattoo on her foot. Worth a Google.

Oh Dear :D :D :D


Pure class.... not

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Kanye torrenting audio plugins and relying on YouTube for tunes instead of supporting the industry he's a part of.

Actually, not really a LOL.
More a SALTS. Smiled A Little Then Stopped.

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SALTS

I like that :D

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:lol: That'll be a neat trick.

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Amanda Seyfried has an interesting tattoo on her foot. Worth a Google.

I assume the meaning is the same across the pond?

If she really wanted to leave em guessing, she should have chosen "Flange"

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The Easy Rider writer gave a detailed description of walking in the pair while they were in flagrante to Stanley Kubrick in correspondence he penned on September 30, 1973.

According to he wrote: 'My dear Stan, I had the pleasure of meeting R. O'Neal while we were both guests in the home of rock-star Mick Jagger...and his charming wife, Bianca — to whom, unless I am very much mistaken, young O'Neal was putting his stout wood in a most forceful manner.'

The satirist added: 'In fact, Stan, I would be less than candid if I failed to mention how I walked into the room one afternoon to find them going at it like a pair of maddened wart-hogs.'

Terry did congratulate Stanley on casting Ryan in Barry Lyndon, his adaptation of the 1944 novel by William Makepeace Thackeray.

But it was not without mentioning: 'O'Neal's coarse animal member [working] with such tumultuous abandon as to literally smash the darling girl against the sideboard at the very mo[ment] when yrs tly was pouring himself a short one!'

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This just popped into my head:

Heard someone talking about the big bang and thought to myself "Wow, there's a blast from the past!"

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