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bally199 wrote:
You even make a homepage for your dawg, yo.


When you know where that quote is from.

(I couldn't think of anything good either)

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I wonder if the brick will overheat before apple release a firmware update for it??


Depends if it’s an air brick or not, I suppose.


Tue Apr 28, 2009 6:28 am
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You know your a geek when you decide your pocket isn't good enough for you flash drive; just like this crazy man.

Hobgob.

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Tue Apr 28, 2009 6:52 am
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You know you're a geek when...

Your wife and kids, (and most people you know, in fact) start referring to you as "Oi John, you geek!"

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John's hot. No denying it. But he's hardly Karen now, is he ;)

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When you have something to post here :)

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when you can discuss the specifics of file compression differences between Mac OS and Windows

http://www.x404.co.uk/forum/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=35&start=90

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You know all the powers of 2 to 32
Eeeep! I thought I was geeky knowing the up to 2^12!

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You've read every XKCD, and have xkcd-moments in everyday life.

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EddArmitage wrote:
You've read every XKCD, and have xkcd-moments in everyday life.


Damn right, there is no finer way of existing.

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When your idea of a chat up line is talking about the size and speed of your hard drive and meaning it (rather than as a euphonium for something else) ;)

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EddArmitage wrote:
You've read every XKCD, and have xkcd-moments in everyday life.


Damn right, there is no finer way of existing.


Amen to that! ;)

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When your idea of a chat up line is talking about the size and speed of your hard drive and meaning it (rather than as a euphonium for something else) ;)

Surely you mean a euphemism rather than one of these...

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When your idea of a chat up line is talking about the size and speed of your hard drive and meaning it (rather than as a euphonium for something else) ;)

when you dont know the meaning of the phrase "chat up", Twitter, facebook, IM, e-mail yes, actually talk!!!!!!! :shock: :o :o :o :shock: :shock:

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hifidelity2 wrote:
When your idea of a chat up line is talking about the size and speed of your hard drive and meaning it (rather than as a euphonium for something else) ;)

Surely you mean a euphemism rather than one of these...

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:ugeek:


I'll talk about the size of my horn when ever I want to :D

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OK, so all we need to do is find a half African, half Chinese, half Asian, gay, one eyed, wheelchair bound dwarf with tourettes and a lisp, and a st st stutter and we could make the best panel show ever.


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When you end your post (or letter/notes documents/etc) with :wq and have to quickly edit it out...


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You've done all the above

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