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Awkward Metal Band Photos
http://www.sadanduseless.com/2016/03/aw ... tal-bands/

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Sat Mar 12, 2016 10:29 pm
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Compliments of the day my dear,

I am Mrs Charlene Phame Edmond, I'm writing this message to you With due respect, trust and humanity, I appeal to you to exercise a little patience and read through my letter, I feel quite safe dealing with you in this important message, I sincerely writing this email to you with pains, tears and sorrow from my heart, I will really like to have a good understanding with you and i have a special reason why i decided to contact you, I decided to contact you due to the urgency of my situation. I'm writing you from hospital bed, Therefore this message is very urgent. I have a donation to make which I will need your assistance to carry it out, I will be 62 years old this coming month, I'm a widow and a servant of the lord for the past 38 years here in Ivory Coast. I have sum of $4.9 Million, Four Million Nine Hundred Thousand United States Dollars with my late husband Hon. Phame Edmond, I want to give it out to Orphanages homes and Charity Organizations as a vow which I made before the lo
rd.

I have a serious lung and breast cancer and will be going for my third surgical operation next two weeks, though the doctors had already confirmed that I will only last for some months but I am glad that the lord has kept me safe and guided me to accomplished my desires here on earth. I want you to contact my house helper, I have given him the documents of the funds and have directed him to a lawyer that will assist you to change the documents of the fund to your name to enable my Bank transfer the fund to you.

Joshua Ebiliso Yahya.
Address: Avenue 16, Wade Ave,
Abidjan 16, Cote d'Ivoire.
Email: jebiliso@yahoo.com

He will give you the documents and direction on how you will contact the lawyer that I have appointed to him to assist you, The lawyer will do everything on your behalf here in Ivory Coast to assure the success of my fund transferring to you.

This are the favor i need from you when you received the fund under your control.

(1) Give 10% of the money to Joshua Ebiliso Yahya as he has been here for me throughout my illness and I have promised to support him, therefore you will take him as my or your child.

(2) Give 60% of the money to Charity organizations, Orphanage homes and Churches e.t.c, on my name so that my desires will be fulfilled.

(3) The remaining 30% should be for you and others that you may personally wish to assist.

If you did not contact my house helper Joshua Ebiliso Yahya in few days then i will contact someone else. May God give you a good heart to assist me for the benefit of suffering children and use you to accomplish my last wishes.

Remain Blessed.
Mrs Charlene Phame Edmond.
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I'm having that 'Compliments of the day my dear' :lol:

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Sat Mar 19, 2016 3:15 pm
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Bubbles: the story of Michael Jackson’s chimp heads to the screen | Den of Geek
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Mon Mar 21, 2016 9:27 pm
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davrosG5 wrote:
Now I'm curious, what did you think the button did?
Had you tried pressing it?

big_D wrote:
AFAIK the home button on the iPhone also isn't labelled, yet it performs the same task... ;)

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Tue Mar 22, 2016 1:54 pm
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Gotham Select Series 2 Gallery - The Toyark - News
http://news.toyark.com/2016/03/30/gotha ... ery-200599

Alfred looks like he shouldn't be left alone with young men, Jim's not quite himself, and Bullock...

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Fri Apr 01, 2016 7:40 pm
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pcernie wrote:
Alfred looks like he shouldn't be left alone with young men

He's wearing a shell suit, pink shades and a gold chain?

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Fri Apr 01, 2016 9:07 pm
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davrosG5 wrote:
pcernie wrote:
Alfred looks like he shouldn't be left alone with young men

He's wearing a shell suit, pink shades and a gold chain?


In TV Gotham that's a possibility, I kid you not.

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Fri Apr 01, 2016 9:32 pm
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The Batman v Superman 4DX Experience is brutish, unapologetic capitalism sprayed directly in your face | The Verge
http://www.theverge.com/2016/4/1/113475 ... ce-torture

And people thought the director's cut would be a nightmare :lol:

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Tue Apr 05, 2016 10:14 am
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People are rewriting song lyrics in honour of David Cameron's tax return - Daily Record
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Does the last frame of that lizard cartoon remind anyone else of Donald Trump?


Mon Apr 11, 2016 7:31 am
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Introducing Kindle Oasis - Amazon's Official Site - Learn More
http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B010EK1GOE/r ... _i=desktop

How much? Sure tell you what, give me the 3G version...

Amazon has robbed the Oasis of the Kindle's best feature | TechRadar
http://www.techradar.com/news/mobile-co ... fe-1318946

It is a bit of a swizz when all the photos show it without the cover. Which, er, adds a lot of weight relative to the device.

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Thu Apr 14, 2016 8:43 pm
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A post in German elsewhere:

Der Programmierer der Autokorrektur ist ein Erdloch und kann sich im Knee fügen!

The English equivalent would be:

The programmer of Autocorrect is an earthhole and can go scram himself!

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Russian fighter jet barrel-rolled over US warship, Pentagon says | US news | The Guardian
http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016 ... tagon-says

It's dumb and incredibly dangerous, but there's something very Hot Shots about it.

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Tue Apr 19, 2016 12:59 am
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Ted Cruz lookalike from ‘Maury’ signs on to do porn $10G - NY Daily News
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nationa ... -1.2613485

Jesus fcuking wept :lol:

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