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fakesnake
Occasionally has a life
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 6:30 am Posts: 138 Location: lost in the wilderness
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Hi, my mother puts scraps out for the birds, but looks like she will have to stop it. This one gull chases all the other birds away to get it all for itself, soon as my mother goes outside, down he comes and trots along beside her asking for food. He has now got so brazen he came into the conservatory and started to tap on the patio doors glass with his beak, and even came in to the sitting room. Shooing him out he spots the cats food in the corner of conservatory and eats that, before he left. 
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HeatherKay
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Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:13 pm Posts: 7262 Location: Here, but not all there.
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Opportunistic vermin.
Your Mum needs to start shouting and waving her arms, and throwing things at it. Otherwise it'll bring all its chums for dinner, you mark my words.
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Thu Jul 16, 2009 12:42 pm |
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mars-bar-man
Doesn't have much of a life
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 4:00 pm Posts: 940 Location: Pompy
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BB Gun? That should stop it...
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Thu Jul 16, 2009 12:43 pm |
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saspro
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Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 5:53 pm Posts: 8603 Location: location, location
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Calcium Carbonate would solve that. But throw it outside & away from your garden.
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Thu Jul 16, 2009 12:46 pm |
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jonlumb
Spends far too much time on here
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:44 pm Posts: 4141 Location: Exeter
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Get a lump of meat and pack it with Colman's English Mustard. He won't return 
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Thu Jul 16, 2009 12:59 pm |
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John_Vella
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 7:55 am Posts: 7935 Location: Manchester.
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Agreed, but it needs to be exterminated or, just like The Terminator, it'll be back. With it's friends. 
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Thu Jul 16, 2009 1:22 pm |
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bubbles
Occasionally has a life
Joined: Thu Apr 30, 2009 6:34 pm Posts: 309
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all birds do that the dominant chicken (of 3) will come inside and eat the cat food when we leave the door open..
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Thu Jul 16, 2009 2:07 pm |
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Sharks
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Joined: Wed May 06, 2009 8:31 am Posts: 30
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How will calcium carbonate help? It's pretty innocuous. Calcium carbide on the other hand.... Sharks
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Thu Jul 16, 2009 2:49 pm |
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mars-bar-man
Doesn't have much of a life
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 4:00 pm Posts: 940 Location: Pompy
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When Calcium Carbonate meets acids, it fizzes and releases a lot of gas, birds cannot break wind or burp, so this gas just builds up in the stomach, and eventually the stomach will rupture causing the bird to die....or explode (yet to see this). I think :S Edit... Actually, this is what you really want.
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Thu Jul 16, 2009 2:53 pm |
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fakesnake
Occasionally has a life
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 6:30 am Posts: 138 Location: lost in the wilderness
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I would shoot it but worried all its mates will come to the funeral. The cat was none to happy when he came home and saw it, he has been chasing it when ever it lands hopefully it will get the hint.
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Thu Jul 16, 2009 3:52 pm |
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ProfessorF
What's a life?
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:56 pm Posts: 12030
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I'd just like to point out that it is illegal to kill seagulls, as they're a protected species under the country side act.
Stop feeding the birds. Or buy a leopard. There's your answer.
Edit - gulls live to about 40. If they like a nest site, they'll return to nest as often as possible. I'd take steps to ensure they're not doing so on your property.
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Thu Jul 16, 2009 3:55 pm |
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HeatherKay
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Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:13 pm Posts: 7262 Location: Here, but not all there.
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That's a pity, because we live a good few miles from the nearest open water and we have flocks of the buggers. When they gang up with the magpies, there's no peace anywhere and most of the other nesting garden birds suffer rape and pillage. 
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Thu Jul 16, 2009 4:59 pm |
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cloaked_wolf
What's a life?
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 8:46 pm Posts: 10022
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One of my friends did a stint as a lifeguard and she admitted to using chips filled with bicarb to perform her cruelty to birds.
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Thu Jul 16, 2009 5:55 pm |
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Nick
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Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 11:36 pm Posts: 3527 Location: Portsmouth
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Stop giving him food.
He will leave.
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Thu Jul 16, 2009 8:45 pm |
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Linux_User
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Tue May 05, 2009 3:29 pm Posts: 7173
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Sodium bicarbonate works too. Beware the RSPCA will have you if they find out though.
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Thu Jul 16, 2009 9:07 pm |
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