Well, y'know, aren't we all.
Feck me, she's made Boris Johnson Foreign Secretary. I suppose it keeps him out of the country as often as possible. As a tweet that just got posted put it 'Now let me think, what high-profile cabinet job can someone cock up in but ruin only their own career, not their party's electoral chances?'
David Davis is to head the 'Brexit Department', Liam Fox get International Trade, which will be a nice way for him to line his pock*cough*.. Otherwise Amber Rudd is Home secretary and Michael Fallon is Defence secretary
Fallon retains the same post as in the previous cabinet. Presumably because he's so much of an idiot they don't think he'll be able to find his new office if they move him. Rudd however has seemed vaguely competent, so I live in hope. Feck me again, she was married to A.A. Gill. I never knew that.
Although.. why is it whenever I google the name of any female UK politician, one of the alternative image searches is 'Esther McVey in leather'? And don't say search history because I damn well never searched for that, can't stand the woman.