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				 oceanicitl 
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					 Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:04 am Posts: 11039 Location: London
				 
				 
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				 pcernie 
				Legend 
				
					 Joined: Sun Apr 26, 2009 12:30 pm Posts: 45931 Location: Belfast
				 
				 
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						_________________Plain English advice on everything money, purchase and service related:
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				 pcernie 
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						_________________Plain English advice on everything money, purchase and service related:
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				 Paul1965 
				I haven't seen my friends in so long 
				
					 Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 8:29 pm Posts: 5975
				 
				 
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						  _________________ "I hadn't known there were so many idiots in the world until I started using the Internet." - Stanislaw Lem 
					
  
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				 pcernie 
				Legend 
				
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						  'The Erasure Years'.  
					
						_________________Plain English advice on everything money, purchase and service related:
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				 Paul1965 
				I haven't seen my friends in so long 
				
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						  _________________ "I hadn't known there were so many idiots in the world until I started using the Internet." - Stanislaw Lem 
					
  
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				 pcernie 
				Legend 
				
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						_________________Plain English advice on everything money, purchase and service related:
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				 Paul1965 
				I haven't seen my friends in so long 
				
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						 My daughter (5) having listened to the Little Mix album: "Daddy, what does shag mean?" Here we go...
  Mind you, considering how smutty the lyrics are on the album I think I got off lightly. 
					
						 _________________ "I hadn't known there were so many idiots in the world until I started using the Internet." - Stanislaw Lem 
					
  
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				 jonbwfc 
				What's a life? 
				
					 Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:26 pm Posts: 17040
				 
				 
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						 Tell her it's  another name for a cormorant. 
					
  
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				 Paul1965 
				I haven't seen my friends in so long 
				
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						We said it was a 60's term for a particular dance. How we explain this is another matter: Maybe she'll have lost interest in them by then. She also likes Metallica, Iron Maiden  and Vektor and there's not many double-entendres there, fortunately.  
					
						 _________________ "I hadn't known there were so many idiots in the world until I started using the Internet." - Stanislaw Lem 
					
  
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				 jonlumb 
				Spends far too much time on here 
				
					 Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:44 pm Posts: 4141 Location: Exeter
				 
				 
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						My boys also love a bit of Metallica, especially the track we use to wake the wife up if she's refusing to get out of bed     
					
						 _________________ "The woman is a riddle inside a mystery wrapped in an enigma I've had sex with." 
					
  
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				 Paul1965 
				I haven't seen my friends in so long 
				
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						  _________________ "I hadn't known there were so many idiots in the world until I started using the Internet." - Stanislaw Lem 
					
  
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				 Spreadie 
				I haven't seen my friends in so long 
				
					 Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 6:06 pm Posts: 6355 Location: IoW
				 
				 
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						  _________________ Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes; after that, who cares?! He's a mile away and you've got his shoes! 
					
  
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				 cloaked_wolf 
				What's a life? 
				
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						 Took me longer than it should have to realise Trump is on the American version of The Apprentice and that's what it was about. 
					
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				 l3v1ck 
				What's a life? 
				
					 Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 10:21 am Posts: 12700 Location: The Right Side of the Pennines (metaphorically & geographically)
				 
				 
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						 That the pope objects to the name 'Mother Of All Bombs', rather than objecting to the bomb itself. 
					
						
					
  
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