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ProfessorF

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Choose Your Own Apocalypse.

Choose Your Own Apocalypse: Clicky.

Ok, it's kinda US-centric, but my result was:

“You are a bloodthirsty misanthrope. You believe mankind is stupid and fallible and that America will destroy itself in a bloody mess. You'll know you're right when: The United States succumbs to a torrent of Russian nukes; we clone ourselves, get bum genes, and die.”

Which is nice.

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Tue Aug 04, 2009 10:04 pm

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Re: Choose Your Own Apocalypse.

Oooooh check me! I best start buying the Grauniad and wearing sandals!

You are a humanitarian internationalist. You're convinced mankind will terminate America—but at least we won't off ourselves in the process. You'll know you're right when: Everyone on Earth pledges allegiance to a world government; the feds default on the national debt.

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Tue Aug 04, 2009 10:12 pm

Paul1965

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Re: Choose Your Own Apocalypse.


	ProfessorF wrote: Ok, it's kinda US-centric, but my result was: “You are a bloodthirsty misanthrope. You believe mankind is stupid and fallible and that America will destroy itself in a bloody mess. You'll know you're right when: The United States succumbs to a torrent of Russian nukes; we clone ourselves, get bum genes, and die.”

I got exactly the same. Christ, there's two of us!!

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Tue Aug 04, 2009 10:40 pm

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Re: Choose Your Own Apocalypse.

Paul1965 wrote:


	ProfessorF wrote: Ok, it's kinda US-centric, but my result was: “You are a bloodthirsty misanthrope. You believe mankind is stupid and fallible and that America will destroy itself in a bloody mess. You'll know you're right when: The United States succumbs to a torrent of Russian nukes; we clone ourselves, get bum genes, and die.”

I got exactly the same. Christ, there's two of us!!

I got the same too.

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Tue Aug 04, 2009 10:57 pm

John_Vella

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Re: Choose Your Own Apocalypse.


	ProfessorF wrote: “You are a bloodthirsty misanthrope. You believe mankind is stupid and fallible and that America will destroy itself in a bloody mess. You'll know you're right when: The United States succumbs to a torrent of Russian nukes; we clone ourselves, get bum genes, and die.”

I got this one as well.

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Wed Aug 05, 2009 8:26 am

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Re: Choose Your Own Apocalypse.

Dare to be different!


	Quote: You are a tree-hugging pragmatist. You're a believer in Mother Nature's might, but you don't think she has enough oomph to wipe us completely off the globe. You'll know you're right when: The swine flu turns into a raging pandemic.

Hmm.

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Wed Aug 05, 2009 8:34 am

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Re: Choose Your Own Apocalypse.

I prefer the Sub-genius Apocolypse.
100ft jesus kicking arse as the Xists harvest the pinko's pstench for the elder gods.
So much more believable :mrgreen:

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Wed Aug 05, 2009 8:36 am

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Re: Choose Your Own Apocalypse.


	Quote: You are a humanitarian internationalist. You're convinced mankind will terminate America—but at least we won't off ourselves in the process. You'll know you're right when: Everyone on Earth pledges allegiance to a world government; the feds default on the national debt.

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Re: Choose Your Own Apocalypse.

tombolt wrote:


	Quote: You are a humanitarian internationalist. You're convinced mankind will terminate America—but at least we won't off ourselves in the process. You'll know you're right when: Everyone on Earth pledges allegiance to a world government; the feds default on the national debt.

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Re: Choose Your Own Apocalypse.


	ProfessorF wrote: “You are a bloodthirsty misanthrope. You believe mankind is stupid and fallible and that America will destroy itself in a bloody mess. You'll know you're right when: The United States succumbs to a torrent of Russian nukes; we clone ourselves, get bum genes, and die.”

I got that result, even though I picked Militant Islam as my apocalypse.

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Wed Aug 05, 2009 9:06 am

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Re: Choose Your Own Apocalypse.

Ah....
I did it again picking all five you can select and I got


	Quote: You are a humanitarian internationalist. You're convinced mankind will terminate America—but at least we won't off ourselves in the process. You'll know you're right when: Everyone on Earth pledges allegiance to a world government; the feds default on the national debt.

I picked Militant Islam, Intelligent Design, Money Virus, Deficit Spending & Super Volcano.

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Wed Aug 05, 2009 9:11 am

jonbwfc

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Re: Choose Your Own Apocalypse.

I'm sorry but no zombies = just not good enough.

Jon

Wed Aug 05, 2009 10:22 am

Danstevens

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Re: Choose Your Own Apocalypse.


	Linux_User wrote: Oooooh check me! I best start buying the Grauniad and wearing sandals! You are a humanitarian internationalist. You're convinced mankind will terminate America—but at least we won't off ourselves in the process. You'll know you're right when: Everyone on Earth pledges allegiance to a world government; the feds default on the national debt.

Yeah, same here.

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Wed Aug 05, 2009 12:13 pm

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Re: Choose Your Own Apocalypse.

I got:


	Quote: You are an anthropocentric pragmatist. You think the American citizenry controls its fate, and we won't screw up enough to destroy the human race. You'll know you're right when: Vigilantes along the Mexican border start a war over immigration; the United States has a socialist revolution.

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Wed Aug 05, 2009 5:45 pm

bally199

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Re: Choose Your Own Apocalypse.


	jonbwfc wrote: I'm sorry but no zombies = just not good enough. Jon

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