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Anyone remember that interview I went for on Friday?

Got a 'phone call this morning. Apparently they were really impressed with my skills, and I gave a good interview, but they had stronger candidates. Oh well.... :( :roll:

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John's hot. No denying it. But he's hardly Karen now, is he ;)

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Tue Aug 11, 2009 9:35 am
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You see there's your problem, you should have spelt it 'skillz' and then it would have been a shoe-in. ;)

Commiserations dude.

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Tue Aug 11, 2009 9:47 am
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I've just managed to get rid of my boss for two weeks. :D

He needed to do a course to get our HGV operators licence, so I've booked him on a course down in Taunton for the first two weeks in September.

So, while the cat's away.... ;)


Tue Aug 11, 2009 11:30 am
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One of my psu's just exploded!

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I've only ever done it with a chicken so far, but if required I wouldn't have any problems doing it with other animals at all.


Tue Aug 11, 2009 11:44 am
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saspro wrote:
One of my psu's just exploded!


You didn't do what I did, did you? A few months ago one of my colleagues had the lid off a PC and asked if I could hear some "funny noise" coming from the PSU. I put my ear next to it, just as it went BANG! My ears were ringing for hours :roll:

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John's hot. No denying it. But he's hardly Karen now, is he ;)

John Vella BSc (Hons), PGCE - Still the official forum prankster and crude remarker :P
Sorry :roll:
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Tue Aug 11, 2009 11:59 am
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John_Vella wrote:
saspro wrote:
One of my psu's just exploded!


You didn't do what I did, did you? A few months ago one of my colleagues had the lid off a PC and asked if I could hear some "funny noise" coming from the PSU. I put my ear next to it, just as it went BANG! My ears were ringing for hours :roll:


Nope, the machine was off, wouldn't turn back on. Changed the power cable and it went bang.
I think the smoke escaped and needs to be refilled.

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I've only ever done it with a chicken so far, but if required I wouldn't have any problems doing it with other animals at all.


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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2nTbqbtGug

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I lol'd so hard. :D

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bally199 wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2nTbqbtGug

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I lol'd so hard. :D


That was awful. :shock:

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Tue Aug 11, 2009 1:38 pm
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:lol: When I was working in support in Basingstoke, building services moved my desk, along with the floor based power, network and telephone box, which was sunken into the floor and worked on a rail system. They moved it to the next position, but somehow managed to rotate the box through 90°! :shock:

When they plugged my PC back in, there was a 2' blue and orange spark! :lol:

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I was in complete shock when the postmaster at a town centre Post Office actually gave me a telling off for posting a pre-paid parcel. I'm sorry I thought that was the point of having a Post Office, but they probably prefer car tax renewals and selling insurance.

It turns out they don't get any commission for pre-paid parcels, whereas they get tons by tricking te elderly people into using Special Delivery for their Christmas cards.

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Linux_User wrote:
bally199 wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2nTbqbtGug

NSFW!

I lol'd so hard. :D


That was awful. :shock:


Yeah, that's 4 or 5 minutes of our lives that me and the wife will never get back. :roll:

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okenobi wrote:
John's hot. No denying it. But he's hardly Karen now, is he ;)

John Vella BSc (Hons), PGCE - Still the official forum prankster and crude remarker :P
Sorry :roll:
I'll behave now.
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http://www.tagesanzeiger.ch/digital/wil ... y/19206629

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pcernie wrote:
http://www.tagesanzeiger.ch/digital/wild-wide-web/Die-irrste-Rutschbahn/story/19206629

:)


Adobe premier ftw

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I've only ever done it with a chicken so far, but if required I wouldn't have any problems doing it with other animals at all.


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pcernie wrote:
http://www.tagesanzeiger.ch/digital/wild-wide-web/Die-irrste-Rutschbahn/story/19206629

:)


Adobe premier ftw


Yeah that's what I figure :lol:

But who can tell with German efficiency? ;)

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