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John's hot. No denying it. But he's hardly Karen now, is he ;)

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I've only ever done it with a chicken so far, but if required I wouldn't have any problems doing it with other animals at all.


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knows deep down that a lot of smilies are nowhere near as effective as a romantic stroll in the park with a bag of chips... Oh yeah, baby - the chips are back! ;) :P :lol: :etc: :CHIPS!:

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John's hot. No denying it. But he's hardly Karen now, is he ;)

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Sorry :roll:
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jonlumb wrote:
I've only ever done it with a chicken so far, but if required I wouldn't have any problems doing it with other animals at all.


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has a pet chip that sits on his shoulder, he strokes it and talks to it when he's feeling down :shock:

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jonlumb wrote:
I've only ever done it with a chicken so far, but if required I wouldn't have any problems doing it with other animals at all.


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okenobi wrote:
John's hot. No denying it. But he's hardly Karen now, is he ;)

John Vella BSc (Hons), PGCE - Still the official forum prankster and crude remarker :P
Sorry :roll:
I'll behave now.
Promise ;)


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"Red sky at night, Shepherds Delight"..Which is a bit like Shepherds Pie, but with whipped topping instead of mashed potato.


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I've only ever done it with a chicken so far, but if required I wouldn't have any problems doing it with other animals at all.


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jonlumb wrote:
I've only ever done it with a chicken so far, but if required I wouldn't have any problems doing it with other animals at all.


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