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Anal-ysis It has emerged that a fanatical al-Qaeda suicide terrorist attempted to kill a Saudi interior minister last month by concealing a bomb up his bottom (the terrorist's, not the minister's). The strategy backfired, so to speak, as the bum-bomber's own body muffled the deadly arse-blast and his target escaped with only minor injuries.


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That'll teach him to arse about :oops:

In all seriousness, thanks for posting that, it's given me a good chuckle :D

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the bum-bomber's own body muffled the deadly arse-blast

Hmm, I'm suffering with a bad case of "deadly arse-blast" myself today!
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Damn near killed him

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Hilarious. Sounds like a storyline in 'Carry on bombing'.

As for the Prince, well he has my respect for the following:
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