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Russian Billionaire Installs Anti-Photo Shield on Giant Yacht
By Charlie Sorrel September 21, 2009 | 9:10 am | Categories: Cameras


Russian billionaire Roman Abramovich has a rather curious new addition built in to his latest oversized yacht. The 557-foot boat Eclipse, the price tag of which has almost doubled since original plans were drawn to almost $1.2 billion, set sail this week with a slew of show-off features, from two helipads, two swimming pools and six-foot movie screens in all guest cabins, to a mini-submarine and missile-proof windows to combat piracy.

It might not seem like somebody with such ostentatious tastes would crave privacy, but along with these expensive toys, Ambramovich has installed an anti-paparazzi “shield”. Lasers sweep the surroundings and when they detect a CCD, they fire a bolt of light right at the camera to obliterate any photograph. According to the Times, these don’t run all the time, so friends and guests should still be able to grab snaps. Instead, they will be activated when guards spot the scourge of professional photography, paparazzi, loitering nearby.

We dig it, although the British courts might not be so pleased. UK photo magazine Amateur Photographer asked a London lawyer about the legalities of destroying photos from afar. Here’s what he said: “intermeddling with goods belonging to someone else, or altering their condition, is a trespass to goods and will entitle the photographer to claim compensation without having to prove loss.”

Any sentence containing the word “intermeddling” is of course wonderful. The lawyer spoils it somewhat by (inevitably) mentioning James Bond and mixing up lasers with laser guns: “I would also be worried that lasers cause collateral damage, both to the camera and/or the claimant’s health.”


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Lasers sweep the surroundings and when they detect a CCD, they fire a bolt of light right at the camera

This sounds remarkably like pseudo-scientific bollocks to me. For one, the laser would have to hit the camera at the precise 1/100s or however long the shutter speed is open, as most Paps will use DSLRs which leave the CCD covered until the photo is taken. But even ignoring that, how does a laser 'detect' anything, when all it is is a beam of light? Finally, anything reflective will 'appear' identical to the laser, even the surface of the water, so how is it supposed to be able to differentiate between a CCD or a pair of reflective sunglasses for example?

Anyway, I'll be OK as I use a CMOS not a CCD.

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Having read the Times article that Wired cites, there is a bit more info. Apparently the CCD devices in question are the light meters, not the sensor, which, in fairness, will be active all the time. But I still don't see how a laser can differentiate a CCD from any other reflective object.

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Have a gander at the thread in the news forum, Nick. There's definitely issues.

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Heh, film FTW in this instance. ;)

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Have a gander at the thread in the news forum, Nick. There's definitely issues.

What? What are you suggesting? I'm not going in ... THERE ... *shudder*

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Heh, film FTW in this instance. ;)

Ha - if you cite THIS as an example of why film is better, you really are starting to sound desperate!

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ProfessorF wrote:
Heh, film FTW in this instance. ;)

Ha - if you cite THIS as an example of why film is better, you really are starting to sound desperate!

LOL!

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