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http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/09/25/german_trucker/

Funniest story in a long time :lol:

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Fri Sep 25, 2009 2:04 pm
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I was just going to post this as well. Certainly brightened up this Friday.

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Well driving through Sweden can be dull. Mile after mile of roads with trees on both sides and the occasional hamlet or village. In winter there is snow as well.

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Furthermore, police who attended the scene discovered the hardened German still hard at it. Askenbäck added: "He was masturbating while the police interrogated him."

:D :D :D :D :D :D

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Furthermore, police who attended the scene discovered the hardened German still hard at it. Askenbäck added: "He was masturbating while the police interrogated him."

:D :D :D :D :D :D


You gotta wonder why he kept on going. Perhaps he likes policemen. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Furthermore, police who attended the scene discovered the hardened German still hard at it. Askenbäck added: "He was masturbating while the police interrogated him."

:D :D :D :D :D :D


You gotta wonder why he kept on going. Perhaps he likes policemen. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Or perhaps he just likes his penis? :?

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You would be amazed at what some men will do. My girlfriend was a US public defender and she told me about on defendant who masturbated to one of the attorneys. She was not impressed. Next time her male friend was the attorney and when the interview was over he said "What not going to jerk off over me? Don't I do it for you?" The defendant was never a problem after that.

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I am impressed by everyone's restraint in not posting a flurry of awful jokes/puns. Although I'm sure nobody here would never stoop to such a level.

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I am impressed by everyone's restraint

Ahem.

The rope around your throat too tight?

:o ;)

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phantombudgie wrote:
I am impressed by everyone's restraint

Ahem.

The rope around your throat too tight?

:o ;)


Shhhh! :shock:


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