Like so many times before and feeling a bead of sweat form on his sun-beaten brow, the dog launched himself upwards, jaws open, full of expectation edged with uncertainty, to retrieve the flying disc from it's azimuth; no dog had done this before.

I care not which way round it is as long as at some point some sort of semi-naked wrestling is involved.

Yes but the opportunity to legally kill someone with a giant dildo does not happen every day.

I've only ever done it with a chicken so far, but if required I wouldn't have any problems doing it with other animals at all.

I've only ever done it with a chicken so far, but if required I wouldn't have any problems doing it with other animals at all.