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pcernie

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Half of babies 'will live to 100'

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/8284574.stm

I'll have to read this later, but I'll be very angry if it turns out not to be true

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Fri Oct 02, 2009 9:07 am

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Re: Half of babies 'will live to 100'

Why would you want to? Most people turn into dribbling wrecks who need someone else to wipe their bum before they get to that age. Only the lucky few are still capable.

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Fri Oct 02, 2009 11:18 am

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Re: Half of babies 'will live to 100'


	l3v1ck wrote: Why would you want to? Most people turn into dribbling wrecks who need someone else to wipe their bum before they get to that age. Only the lucky few are still capable.

No doubt things will be developed that will stop people being dribbling wrecks. I have no doubt that one day mankind will be able to significantly slow the ageing process.

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Re: Half of babies 'will live to 100'

Future generations will have robots to change their elderly catheters.

Fri Oct 02, 2009 11:11 pm

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	l3v1ck wrote: Why would you want to? Most people turn into dribbling wrecks who need someone else to wipe their bum before they get to that age. Only the lucky few are still capable.

[LIFTED] I am like that already. No hope for me then! :shock:

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