Simon - I agree with his choices
Dani - I agree with her choices
Cheryl - I agree with her choices
Louis - I can't believe he took those two blond spiky haired tosspots through. Not that there was too much choice. Unlike the other judges, only one of the groups was worthy, the rest were crap. I expect groups to be voted out for the first two weeks of live shows.

You are being far too kind. The Irish twins are the most arrogant and annoying little b@stards I've ever seen on any of these shows. I wonder what Louis sees in them.... I'd agree that none of the groups will get far, I thought they were hopeless.

I probably won't watch X Factor week by week but I hope Stacy does well. Her speech is so Catherine Tate but what a singing voice. Oh, and Jamie Afro is good too.

Didn't they d-r-a-g out the results? Great bluff by Simon on Jamie too!

I think the girlies who originally came on as solo artists are quite good. I can't believe the blonde tosspots got through though!

Personally I'm waiting to vote Lloyd Daniels off, mon dieu he annoys me! I think Stacey from Dagenham is really good.

Oh, I also thought Cheryl was a bit harsh on the blokey who sings like he's in musical theatre (ie. proper voice, none of this I-can't-really-sing-but-hey-I'm-in-pop-so-it-doesn't-really-matter rubbish).

I think Simon missed a trick. One of the blokes is over the top and shouty. Dont like him at all.
Louis didnt have a great deal of choice. The three girls could be good but that about it. I dont know what he sees in the two little pricks though. They're going to be voted off fairly quickly.
Cheryl has a winner in one of the girls.

They're Irish. I can't think of any other possible reason.

I thought the only other mistake (apart from the John and Edward circus ) was Cheryl leaving Duane Lamonte out of her final three. I though he have a great chance and I was very surprised she didn’t pick him.

To wind up Simon Cowell.

I have only seen about 3 of the shows but I just wanted to beat those twins with a bat whenever they came on TV.

I've no idea who you're on about, but isn't Louis gay? Maybe that's what he's considering

By the way, I've no idea if the above is true or not, I just seem to remember my sis mentioning it - she's a Pondlife fan

And I can't believe how many of you actually watch X-Factor

I'll only watch it if it somehow becomes Weapon X-Factor, and the contestants go through a process of having metal grafted onto their skeleton, complete with claws that shoot out... Why not, they're a bunch of mutants anyway

Oh yes, anyone who survives the process gets to cut off Simon Cowell's head. Or something. Either way, I'd watch

This from someone who still enjoys playing with Lego!



I'm sorry to say that that was the first thing I thought!

I'm not taking any criticism about lumps of plastic from an X-Factor viewer

Touché

Ha! They tried to sabotage Stacey by making her sing a typically awful Coldplay song and she still did a good job! I like Stacey, she does do the best Catherine Tate impersonation I've ever heard

WTF was Danni's comment for?

That was just cruel and completely out of order.

I couldn't believe she'd said that. Must be to undermine Danyl and put him off his game.

I didn't understand the reference, was she insinuating he was once a woman or that he's gay?