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Damn you all, now I want a smoke. I'm going to have to walk all the way to the village shop now.

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I've only ever done it with a chicken so far, but if required I wouldn't have any problems doing it with other animals at all.


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Have the ocassional spliff and/or cigarette when tired drunk and merry, alos enjoy sheesha, though it sends me to sleep if there's not enough to share with others enough. The niccotine gives me a tingly feeling all over the body and I immediately start to flake out, never once had a 'craving' though, i do crave coffee sometimes, but i have incredibly strong will power (grr) and i reckon i could cold turkey anything. :)


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I did it for about 3 months a few years ago. Never felt the need to since :?:


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i started smoking in the forces and have continued since, my wife also smokes

we enjoy smoking and by smoking it is saving us a fortune
we don't go to pubs - no smoking, we drink at home
we don't go to restaurants - no smoking, we get takeaways delivered
we don't visit homes of relatives or friends - no smoking, they visit us so they can smoke
we have decided that, if possible, we don't go anywhere we are not allowed to smoke

smoking is saving us a fortune, so we will continue to smoke …

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i have written into my will that when placed into the box that goes into the burner a roll up will be placed with me
that way i can have a last fag before i leave this moral coil, whenever that happens …

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Did it when I was younger, but playing rugby for Brighton made it difficult - try bloody running when your lungs are caked in tar!

Also girlfriend said she'd leave me if I didn't stop.

I think it's a waste of money actually >.<


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Did it when I was younger, but playing rugby for Brighton made it difficult - try bloody running when your lungs are caked in tar!

Also girlfriend said she'd leave me if I didn't stop.

I think it's a waste of money actually >.<


i used to run 10 miles every morning before breakfast
then have a fag

i only cycle 10 miles now then have a fag, must be me age …

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I think it's a waste of money actually >.<

That is my view as well. I would rather spend the money on something else. Over the years it would have cost me a fortune.

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I started smoking cigs when I was about 12 and have continued ever since. Been smoking spliffs since I was 18.

Keep thinking about giving up but cant see if happening in the near future.

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Keep thinking about giving up but cant see if happening in the near future.


That's what I like to see, dedication.
I'm no quitter :lol:

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I've only ever done it with a chicken so far, but if required I wouldn't have any problems doing it with other animals at all.


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oceanicitl wrote:

Keep thinking about giving up but cant see if happening in the near future.


That's what I like to see, dedication.
I'm no quitter :lol:


I did give up for about a year but you can guess the outcome. Being a commuter in the Big City I found myself getting off the tube to change to the overground train and running out of the station to buy cigs because I was so stressed.

I should be living in the country surrounded by animals and singing and dancing every day like something out of a Disney film.

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saspro wrote:
oceanicitl wrote:

Keep thinking about giving up but cant see if happening in the near future.


That's what I like to see, dedication.
I'm no quitter :lol:


I should be living in the country surrounded by animals and singing and dancing every day like something out of a Disney film.


Trust me, we live in the country surrounded by animals but our neighbours would just drive you to drink as well as smoking :lol:

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Trust me, we live in the country surrounded by animals but our neighbours would just drive you to drink as well as smoking :lol:


Do you frolick in the fields with flowers in your hair and bunnies hopping at your heals?

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Zippy wrote:

Trust me, we live in the country surrounded by animals but our neighbours would just drive you to drink as well as smoking :lol:


Do you frolick in the fields with flowers in your hair and bunnies hopping at your heals?


Well, we get a lot of flies that get in my hair....... and Elmer does shoot rabbits a lot, but I wouldn't call it "Frolicking"...... Does any of that count?

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oceanicitl wrote:
Zippy wrote:

Trust me, we live in the country surrounded by animals but our neighbours would just drive you to drink as well as smoking :lol:


Do you frolick in the fields with flowers in your hair and bunnies hopping at your heals?


Well, we get a lot of flies that get in my hair....... and Elmer does shoot rabbits a lot, but I wouldn't call it "Frolicking"...... Does any of that count?


So it's more Hugh Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall than Disney? Ah well. I can still dream the grass is greener...

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Zippy wrote:
oceanicitl wrote:
Do you frolick in the fields with flowers in your hair and bunnies hopping at your heals?


Well, we get a lot of flies that get in my hair....... and Elmer does shoot rabbits a lot, but I wouldn't call it "Frolicking"...... Does any of that count?


So it's more Hugh Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall than Disney? Ah well. I can still dream the grass is greener...


I'm not altogether sure since I'm not sure what a Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall is, but with Mrs Fishwife, the deaf, disobediant dogs, lying children and escapist chickens, it's nothing even remotely Disney :lol:

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