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Footballer buys gold Cadillac Escalade

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I do like the way the DF refers to a Cadillac and an X6 as being 'supercars'.

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The Escalade is a pretty hideous piece of kit to begin with, but he certainly takes the prize for fugglying it still further! :lol:

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I'm surprised Tim 'gangsta' Westwood didn't get a mention :lol:

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I give you the PROMBRON' (ex.RussoBaltique) MONACO.RED.DIAMOND edition

Offering such things as you never knew you needed in your armoured car, like:

    LUXURY.LIST
    1. Ruby Red mate color.
    2. Natural Gold plated bulletproof windows.
    3. 22' Kremlin Red Star bulletproof wheels.
    4. Whale Penis Leather interior.
    5. Tungsten exchaust.
    6. Tungsten and white gold gauges with diamonds and rubins.
    7. White gold diamond and rubins incrusted badges - grill, side and dashboard.
    8. Special edition mobile phone with "alert" button.
    9. Additional outside kevlar coating.
    10. Rogue Acoustic Audio System.
    And, of course, of course -
    THREE BOTTLES OF World Most Expensive Vodka - RussoBaltique Vodka, drink edition, same like was in RussoBaltique car when it visited Monaco at 1912.

Yes, that's a whale penis leather interior. Take your Connolly leather interior and stuff it you-know-where. Whale's cock is where the money is.

All yours for a cool €1,000,000.

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The Escalade is a pretty hideous piece of kit to begin with, but he certainly takes the prize for fugglying it still further! :lol:

Yes but as we all know Footballers have no taste. :D

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But see, you already know what a woman who'd even consider getting into that car is gonna be like - those seats are gonna do it for her :lol:

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I think this one is much better:

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18kg of gold :o

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18 Kg of gold is worth $660 000 which is way more than the car. Personally I would have preferred a Bugatti Veyron for that amount. :shock:

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18 Kg of gold is worth $660 000 which is way more than the car. Personally I would have preferred a Bugatti Veyron for that amount. :shock:


Yeah, but he probably made handsome profit considering how much gold increased in value. I am pretty sure that 911 is worth more then when he bought it :lol:

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18 Kg of gold is worth $660 000 which is way more than the car. Personally I would have preferred a Bugatti Veyron for that amount. :shock:


Yeah, but he probably made handsome profit considering how much gold increased in value. I am pretty sure that 911 is worth more then when he bought it :lol:

Yes but he has to practically destroy the car to release that increased value. It would have been better to keep the gold in a vault to have have access to that value. Plus if you looked closer at the car you will see that the gold looks like it was embossed or engraved, which would have added a significant amount to the cost which would be unrecoverable unless you sold the vehicle intact.

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Prof, is that a wind-up, or did they get an American company to do the advertising? Lenin, a Tzar? He was a communist leader, which got rid of the Tzars...

Reminds me of the banners in Washington a week back complaining about Obama appointing all the "commie" Tzars! :lol:

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Yes, that's a whale penis leather interior. Take your Connolly leather interior and stuff it you-know-where. Whale's cock is where the money is.


There’s a whole page about that particular feature too. http://dartz.eu/en/dartz_site_bankz/vip ... amed_alias

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Reminds me of the banners in Washington a week back complaining about Obama appointing all the "commie" Tzars! :lol:

Wasn't just me that noticed that then...

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