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pcernie
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Joined: Sun Apr 26, 2009 12:30 pm Posts: 45931 Location: Belfast
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/suffolk/8315400.stmI'm kinda getting annoyed with everything having a 'super' in front of it these days - those 'super injunctions' being the most recent example - it's just laziness and dumbing down IMO...
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paulzolo
What's a life?
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:27 pm Posts: 12251
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jonlumb
Spends far too much time on here
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:44 pm Posts: 4141 Location: Exeter
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Given that this chap was 50 Stone back in 2006, and was unable to move then, who the [LIFTED] has kept on feeding him to that degree in the last 3 years?
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Tue Oct 20, 2009 3:32 pm |
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saspro
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Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 5:53 pm Posts: 8603 Location: location, location
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Life saving treatment?
How about not feeding the fat fvcker for a while.
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bobbdobbs
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:10 pm Posts: 5490 Location: just behind you!
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subtle as ever But since hes gained so much IMHO he should be charged for the additional cost to get him to his treatment.
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saspro
Site Admin
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 5:53 pm Posts: 8603 Location: location, location
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Subtle, the man almost weighs half a ton. I've driven sports cars lighter than him. I hope it's private treatment, although he's probably claiming incapacity benifits so we'll end up paying the bill.
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Tue Oct 20, 2009 3:40 pm |
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Fogmeister
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:35 pm Posts: 6580 Location: Getting there
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You know when you start eating and gaining a bit of weight, and you look in the mirror and think "god I'm putting on weight, I'd better not slob out as much".
And then you continue on eating and you get to the point where you can no longer see your feet and you think "holy sh!t, I'm really fat! I've got to do something about this!".
And then you carry on eating and get to the point where you don't fit into the chair you used to sit on and you think "F*ck me, I'm seriously obese now, I need to see a doctor".
And then you carry on eating and sitting in front of the TV until you realise that you can't stand up any more and you think "B*ll*cks, what am I doing? I need to see a doctor or I'm going to die from being so obese!"
And then you carry on eating up to the point where you need to get forklifted out of your chair through a window because you can't move or fit through the door and you go to hospital and someone says "You will die if you carry on like this!".
So you go home and you carry on eating and sitting and not doing anything else.
Well, WTF happened when this guy went past all of those points in his life!?
Just leave him there. He brought it on himself so let him fix it. If he doesn't then there's one less sponge on society to worry about.
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Amnesia10
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Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 2:02 am Posts: 29240 Location: Guantanamo Bay (thanks bobbdobbs)
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Not necessarily. He could be a programmer who works from home. Has online food shopping well organised and the pizza people have keys to let themselves in to place it next to him. As to moving him? Ever thought of a flatbed truck and a sheet over him? 
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Tue Oct 20, 2009 4:44 pm |
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finlay666
Spends far too much time on here
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:40 pm Posts: 4876 Location: Newcastle
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Leave the sheet off and use him in anti obesity ads He might be a programmer who works from home.... it's still no excuse for having that little self control
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Tue Oct 20, 2009 4:56 pm |
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Amnesia10
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Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 2:02 am Posts: 29240 Location: Guantanamo Bay (thanks bobbdobbs)
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Too true. If my belt gets tight then I stop eating. Simple. Also helps if you do not buy a bigger belt! 
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JJW009
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:58 pm Posts: 8767 Location: behind the sofa
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The bloke has gained an additional 20 stone in just 3 years? That's like a whole extra skinny person every year!
Although, it's only about 4oz a day. I wonder how efficient the body is at turning food into fat?
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Amnesia10
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Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 2:02 am Posts: 29240 Location: Guantanamo Bay (thanks bobbdobbs)
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I wonder what his chat up line would be. "So how much do you weigh?" "Eight stone", "Oh I gained that in weight last year" 
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Angelic
Doesn't have much of a life
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:16 pm Posts: 704 Location: Leeds, UK
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Chop him up into manageable pieces.
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james016
Doesn't have much of a life
Joined: Tue May 05, 2009 5:52 pm Posts: 1899
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Fogmeister
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:35 pm Posts: 6580 Location: Getting there
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