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The Random Sh*t Thread Pt 2
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pcernie
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_________________Plain English advice on everything money, purchase and service related:
http://www.moneysavingexpert.com/
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| Thu Oct 29, 2009 4:08 pm |
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Geiseric
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Location: Ipswich
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I blame all global warming on Vegetarians 
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| Thu Oct 29, 2009 4:15 pm |
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pcernie
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You mean they're responsible for all the cows that are still running around giving off methane?  _________________Plain English advice on everything money, purchase and service related:
http://www.moneysavingexpert.com/
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| Thu Oct 29, 2009 4:26 pm |
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Geiseric
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and all the methane they produce themselves..... 
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| Thu Oct 29, 2009 4:52 pm |
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leeds_manc
I haven't seen my friends in so long
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Location: Manchester
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When faced with irrefutable proof of mankind's ultimate question--the existence of ghosts and thus life after death and the soul--the Ghostbusters did what absolutely no ethical scientist would do: declare war on the spirits and imprison them in tiny boxes.
The theological and philosophical ramifications of an afterlife? Poppycock. The fact that most apparitions are just looking for earthly closure? Bosh. What about the possibility of reconnecting with dead loved ones? Screw that noise! Treat those bastards like we're exterminators and they're a roach infestation!
So let's just that say that if Grandpa Jim materializes in your home, DON'T call the Ghostbusters. Otherwise Peter Venkman will show up stinking of Campari, bark a witticism to no one in particular and unceremoniously Proton Pack the [LIFTED] out of your living room.
Once all your earthly possessions are charred and radioactive, Venkman will slap you with a $1,000 invoice and ship Gramps off to ghost jail, where he'll spend eternity getting buggered by poltergeists in a firehouse basement.
And about those Proton Packs? These "unlicensed nuclear accelerators" have a fairly important design flaw: If you cross the streams, you'll destroy the universe.
This means that, at any given moment, reality as we know it rests in the hands of three clumsy, out-of-shape scientists.
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finlay666
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 FAIL _________________TwitterCharlie Brooker: Macs are glorified Fisher-Price activity centres for adults; computers for scaredy cats too nervous to learn how proper computers work; computers for people who earnestly believe in feng shui.
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rustybucket
I haven't seen my friends in so long
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_________________Jim
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John_Vella
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I don't get it. What is that meant to represent and why is it a fail? Ami I being extra dense here? _________________John Vella BSc (Hons), PGCE - Still the official forum prankster and crude remarker  Sorry  I'll behave now. Promise
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| Fri Oct 30, 2009 7:04 am |
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Zippy
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Nope, I don't get it either, I'm assuming a spelling mistake or something of the like, but I couldn't be sure!! _________________The Official "Saucy Minx" This above all: To Thine Own Self Be True "Red sky at night, Shepherds Delight"..Which is a bit like Shepherds Pie, but with whipped topping instead of mashed potato.
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soddit112
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its the button combination for a move in Street Fighter II, but im pretty sure its wrong
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paulzolo
What's a life?
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Who wants to see Nick Frost flushing a cake? I thought so. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QYy5xYVHFo
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jonbwfc
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IIRC it is. It's saying 'down, forward, down forward+punch'. I'm pretty sure the actual button press for a shoryuken is 'forward, down, down forward+punch'. Not that I ever use Ryu or Ken. Too cheap. Jon
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soddit112
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from wikipediaPS the original quote from wikipedia had arrows in the text (replaced by text in square brackets), but i got an SQL error 
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themcman1
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Yehah, the db doesn't like quite a few unicode characters iirc.
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soddit112
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ah, twud explain it  and 700th post!! 
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