I was expecting a (human) baby!

I see, what you have on your hands there is most definitely a dog.

Are you going to get it neutered?

Also make sure your kids don't red rocket it
http://www.tubeit.se/video/190/South-Park--Red-rocket

I wish I had a dog. There are just two things stopping me:
1) The wife
2) My job.
Hopefully when my son is older I'll have pester power on my side.

We've got a car and three varying degrees of motorbike in our yard, not to mention my three yo nephew running about the house, so I won't be able to get another dog until I move out

I didn't get any choice, my girlfriend already had the dog... (And 2 daughters)

She keeps telling me to reconsider and I don't know what I am letting myself in for, when we move in together...

Oh I'm sure you know exactly what you are letting yourself in for Dave... We make these choices for the better and invariably that's how it turns out.

I got a call from the wife the other day. She was up at the kennels and had a look at a few dogs but she fell in love with Harley and wanted me to stop her making a mistake of not seeing past the cuteness of a needy dog. I went up, took one look at Mary and just knew there was only one decision I could make

The boys walked in last night and met Harley for the first time (they didn't know were getting a dog). The look on their faces was exactly the one that I saw on Mary's at the kennels and I knew I had made the right decision Last night was a bit frantic but I'm ok now Harley peed on the floor but he just needs to settle in properly and he'll ask to be let out. The cats have gained the upper hand and are now walking about ignoring the dog. Life takes a new turn for the Macs.

Al

Good!