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mars-bar-man
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 Hope this will give you a chuckle. What Religion is Your Bra? A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife "What type of bra?" asked the clerk."Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?" "Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable.."Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose.."Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied:"There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?"..Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple... " The Catholic type supports the masses.The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and.The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills. Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why,but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!. (A} Almost Boobs... {B} Barely there... {C} Can't Complain! {D} Dang! {DD} Double dang! {E} Enormous! {F} Fake. {G} Get a Reduction. {H} Help me,I've fallen and I can't get up ! They forgot the German bra. Holtzemfromfloppen  _________________Just your friendly neighbourhood mars-bar-man.flickr
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forquare1
I haven't seen my friends in so long
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I used to know someone who called them "over the shoulder boulder holders"....
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Fogmeister
I haven't seen my friends in so long
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That's from a film but I can't remember which one. Yup, thought it was. It was Beaches.
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saspro
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Women use that phrase for handbags
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davrosG5
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When they put teeth in your mouth, they spoiled a perfectly good bum.
-Billy Connolly (to a heckler)
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Electric_Wizard
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forquare1
I haven't seen my friends in so long
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I said "someone I used to know"...However, talking to my girlfriend, it would appear I'm talking about someone she used to know...But I've never known...Which is a tad weird...
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cloaked_wolf
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Bras just get in the way of fun-ness.
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mars-bar-man
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Too right!! Maybe next Monday will yield better results  _________________Just your friendly neighbourhood mars-bar-man.flickr
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paulzolo
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There is another thread called strap lines, and one called tits Monday. I am spotting a theme here.
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Danstevens
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ChurchCat
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*Listens to the distant sound of "De Da De Da"* I think the punctuation police are on the way to sort out the title of this thread. *runs and hides* _________________A Mac user 
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HeatherKay
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The PP are more relaxed around here. Too busy scoffing doughnuts I think. Besides, if it makes the OP look silly, why change it?  _________________My Flickr | Snaptophobic BloggageHeather Kay: modelling details that matter. "Let my windows be open to receive new ideas but let me also be strong enough not to be blown away by them." - Mahatma Gandhi.
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mars-bar-man
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Well, I kind of find that insulting really. Granted, I'm not an A* student, not the sharpest tool and all that jazz, but really, because I put an inverted coma in the title where I shouldn't have? Tbh, I find it a load of bull. As for the rest of my spelling, punctuation and grammar, I think you can go and stick your opinions somewhere. It's just plain rude. Was the post hard to read? No. Really, you guys need to lighten up, I could make it far worse for you. _________________Just your friendly neighbourhood mars-bar-man.flickr
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Fogmeister
I haven't seen my friends in so long
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Oh, so we should lighten up and be more like you? Seriously, what is the point in writing a load of empty threats on a forum because someone made a comment about an apostrophe?!
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