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oceanicitl
Official forum cat lady
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:04 am Posts: 11039 Location: London
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Right I've had enough of all the doom and gloom. This is the new cheeky Thursday thread. Please be as cheeky and as silly as you want. If you want to moan please do it elsewhere. Thank you 
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Thu Nov 12, 2009 10:01 am |
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John_Vella
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 7:55 am Posts: 7935 Location: Manchester.
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OK, you asked for it... By the way, this is a true story. Me and the mrs were in an electrical shop the other day, and she saw a limited edition "Black Nintendo Wii". She asked me "What's the difference between a black wii and a white wii"? to which I replied "It's supposed to be slightly bigger but apart from that it's the same!" 
_________________John Vella BSc (Hons), PGCE - Still the official forum prankster and crude remarker  Sorry  I'll behave now. Promise 
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Thu Nov 12, 2009 10:30 am |
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Geiseric
Doesn't have much of a life
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 10:35 pm Posts: 1657 Location: Ipswich
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One of the Polish girls I use for inspections and packing at work asked me if c.u.n.t was more offensive than t.w.a.t and the only thing I could think of was an old story I once read about program making and the guidelines for swear words. So I said to her if you made a TV program in this country you can have one c*nt and three tw*ts in it.... 
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Thu Nov 12, 2009 10:41 am |
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oceanicitl
Official forum cat lady
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:04 am Posts: 11039 Location: London
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My new assitant and all don't come rushing to me saying you want one coz you can't have one lol http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/phot ... 5752016268
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Thu Nov 12, 2009 2:49 pm |
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John_Vella
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 7:55 am Posts: 7935 Location: Manchester.
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Should I be glad I can't access Facebook from work? Is it a he or a she? Do we want pictures?
_________________John Vella BSc (Hons), PGCE - Still the official forum prankster and crude remarker  Sorry  I'll behave now. Promise 
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Thu Nov 12, 2009 2:56 pm |
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timark_uk
Moderator
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:11 pm Posts: 12143 Location: Belfast
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I think asexual would be an appropriate description. Mark
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Thu Nov 12, 2009 2:57 pm |
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EddArmitage
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:40 pm Posts: 5288 Location: ln -s /London ~
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Is it a worm? Does it have a pulse?
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Thu Nov 12, 2009 2:58 pm |
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HeatherKay
Moderator
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:13 pm Posts: 7262 Location: Here, but not all there.
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And available from Maplins might be another...
_________________My Flickr | Snaptophobic BloggageHeather Kay: modelling details that matter. "Let my windows be open to receive new ideas but let me also be strong enough not to be blown away by them." - Mahatma Gandhi.
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Thu Nov 12, 2009 2:58 pm |
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oceanicitl
Official forum cat lady
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:04 am Posts: 11039 Location: London
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_________________Still the official cheeky one 
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Thu Nov 12, 2009 3:18 pm |
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John_Vella
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 7:55 am Posts: 7935 Location: Manchester.
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Brilliant! Cheers Carolyn, that's cheered me up. A lot 
_________________John Vella BSc (Hons), PGCE - Still the official forum prankster and crude remarker  Sorry  I'll behave now. Promise 
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Thu Nov 12, 2009 3:22 pm |
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EddArmitage
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:40 pm Posts: 5288 Location: ln -s /London ~
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Thu Nov 12, 2009 3:22 pm |
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oceanicitl
Official forum cat lady
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:04 am Posts: 11039 Location: London
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Glad I could help. Have a good day now *in awful yanky accent*
_________________Still the official cheeky one 
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Thu Nov 12, 2009 3:29 pm |
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davrosG5
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 6:37 am Posts: 6954 Location: Peebo
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Today I was doing something fun, well mildly entertaining anyway. clickey
_________________ When they put teeth in your mouth, they spoiled a perfectly good bum. -Billy Connolly (to a heckler)
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Thu Nov 12, 2009 6:35 pm |
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EddArmitage
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:40 pm Posts: 5288 Location: ln -s /London ~
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My Thursday has not been so cheeky 
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Thu Nov 12, 2009 6:40 pm |
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paulzolo
What's a life?
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:27 pm Posts: 12251
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Thu Nov 12, 2009 7:33 pm |
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