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l3v1ck
What's a life?
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The roles you have to fill are...
Captain: Me
First Officer (Riker): Andy Wilman
(Top Gear Producer. If he can organise aircraft carriers and jet fighters for them, he's good enough for a 1st officer)
Security (Worf): Ray Park
(think of the stunts Darth Maul could do in a fight.)
Engineering (LaForge): Grant Imahara
Another Mythbuster, but he's better at electricals.
Science Officer (Data): My friend Paul Williams
(Works for BBc natural history unit.)
Medical Officer (no EMH allowed) (Crusher): My dad
(he's a pharmacist)
Navigation (Seven? - Voyager): Ellen MacArthur
(If she can sail round the world single handed, she must be good at directions)
Helmsman (Wesley Crusher): Jeremy Clarkson
(I need somebody who likes speed behind the wheel.)
Transporter Chief (O'Brien): Michael Winslow (from police academy)
(He could do all the sound effects and freak people out)
Ship's Counsellor (Troi): A cocker spaniel
(Dogs make people feel better)
Chef (Neelix - Voyager): Jamie Oliver
(He can make anything taste good.)
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John_Vella
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  | | | | For those of you who missed my updated post on Page 1 of this thread, I, (John_Vella) wrote: Although I'm tempted to put Mrs. V's name next to all of the posts, as she claims she has to do everything, I'll go with... | | | | Fogmeister wrote: Captain: Yourself, obviously. First Officer (Riker): Archbishop Desmond Tu-Tu, (only because I want to call him Number One-One)    Security (Worf): Hulk HoganEngineering (LaForge): Suzi PerryScience Officer (Data): Brian Blessed. He probably doesn't know anything about science, but you've gotta love the voice!Medical Officer (no EMH allowed) (Crusher): Dr. Lewis, (My old GP and a very nice man)Navigation (Seven? - Voyager): Jon BentleyComms (Uhura - Original series): Ian Paisley, (what will the aliens make of that accent!?)Helmsman (Wesley Crusher): Megan Foxx, just because she's nice to look at.Transporter Chief (O'Brien): James May, (you need someone who's going to get it right here, or people die)Ship's Counsellor (Troi): Undecided, but I am considering what's his name, the dog whispererChef (Neelix - Voyager): Gordon Ramsay, (cooking and swearing FTW!) | | | | |
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Edit to add: Actually, the Comms and Science posts could be on a job share system, with both of the people doing both jobs, maybe working one week in each post...  _________________John Vella BSc (Hons), PGCE - Still the official forum prankster and crude remarker Sorry I'll behave now. Promise
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big_D
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Energizing! Oh COCK! 
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jonbwfc
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"Dematerialising someone into energy, transmitting that to a remote location and reassembling it all so they don't end up with an arm sticking out of their ear? How hard can it be?"
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big_D
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Top Gear and transporters? One word: Splinching! (okay, not technological, but the same effect)
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l3v1ck
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l3v1ck
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oceanicitl
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Nobody has mentioned Jamie Hyneman. I'm most dissappointed.
My boyfriend has asked if there will be wheelchair access for Stephen Hawking. He reckons you can't have him on the Enterprise as it was built for able bodied crew. He might have a point and I can't believe I'm typing this lol.
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Fogmeister
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He'd definitely have trouble getting around the Jefferies tubes if the turbo lift ever went down (why did they always have to do this? Could they not put stairs in there?!).
He could probably use some LaForge like visor as an interface to control everything he needed to do.
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HeatherKay
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Hawking did appear in a Star Trek episode once, as a hologram of himself. So, I guess wheelchair access in the 24th century isn't a problem. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_Ha ... e_advocate_________________My Flickr | Snaptophobic BloggageHeather Kay: modelling details that matter. "Let my windows be open to receive new ideas but let me also be strong enough not to be blown away by them." - Mahatma Gandhi.
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oceanicitl
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Learn something every day _________________Still the official cheeky one
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Fogmeister
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Right, I'm off to find a box set. I haven't had a Trekkie fix in fricking years! In fact I think I'm going to do a full 7 season run of The Next Generation 
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l3v1ck
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Just had to update mine.
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davrosG5
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A stairwell is generally not a good idea on a space ship (or indeed in a naval vessel, especially a submarine) in the case of a hull breach. The Jeffries tubes are compartmentalised and can be sealed off in segments to contain hull breaches or internal explosions (as can the turbolift shafts) in a way that wouldn't be wery easy to do with stairs. Plus, IIRC the 1701-D is around 20-24 decks tall which would be a lot of stairs.
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timark_uk
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He'd be the head of the team. All he needs to do is delegate. Besides, he could transporter around various bits of the ship. (8+) Mark
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