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Breaking the law 

Which laws have you broken?
I have knowingly broken the speed limit 19%  19%  [ 30 ]
I have knowingly parked illegally 14%  14%  [ 22 ]
I have taken or dealt illegal drugs 12%  12%  [ 18 ]
I have inflicted bodily harm 5%  5%  [ 8 ]
I have committed sexual offences 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
I have littered 14%  14%  [ 22 ]
I have made defamatory remarks 12%  12%  [ 18 ]
I have hurt a fluffy wuffy animal 6%  6%  [ 10 ]
I have eaten PIE! 16%  16%  [ 25 ]
I have never broken the law 1%  1%  [ 2 ]
Total votes : 155

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I broke the pie law last night. ;) :lol:

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I see nobody has voted for sex offences. Not one person here had sex before they were sixteen? Technically that would be a sex crime.

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Wait, Pie is illegal now? Scuse me while I er... dispose of my stash.


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I'm shocked that the Defamatory Remarks isn't in the lead, and I'm basing that on nothing more than some of the posts that get left on the x404 forums.

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I missed that one!

Out of the six I ticked, the only one I'm ashamed of is littering. I wouldn't do it now though.

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I see nobody has voted for sex offences. Not one person here had sex before they were sixteen? Technically that would be a sex crime.


I thought that if a person under the age of sixteen, (me, aged 14) had sex with a woman over the age of sixteen, (17 years old ;) ) she was breaking the law, not me...? Oh well, it was fun anyway! :lol:

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Pie would be my long-term, serious addiction yet to be resolved though. I doubt The Priory could help me on that one... :?


Probably not... what about the Pie-ory ;) :P :lol: :roll: :etc:

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I thought that if a person under the age of sixteen, (me, aged 14) had sex with a woman over the age of sixteen, (17 years old ;) ) she was breaking the law, not me...?
You both would be.

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I thought that if a person under the age of sixteen, (me, aged 14) had sex with a woman over the age of sixteen, (17 years old ;) ) she was breaking the law, not me...?
You both would be.


Never on this Earth would they prosecute the 'victim'. In fact, with two similarly aged people they probably wouldn't prosecute at all.

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I see nobody has voted for sex offences. Not one person here had sex before they were sixteen? Technically that would be a sex crime.

No. :oops:

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Never on this Earth would they prosecute the 'victim'.

Quite true, but you'd still have broken the law.

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I've done everything except the sexual offences one, I've only ever been stopped for speeding once (got 3 points) but I've actually broken the law loads more than that. I have hurt a fluffy wuffy animal, exclusively by running them over with my car, and I think the rest of them speak for themselves :lol:

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I think I'm only "guilty" of littering, which, like for Edd, has only been a handful of times when I've managed to lose and empty crisp packet from my clutches on a blustery day or such like.

Oh, and: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psTUiQzNoxw :lol:

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Guilty of speeding.......



still haven't found the brake pedal :twisted:



yours stirling wecrookie :oops: ;) :lol:

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[quote="JJW009 Ironic that your neighbour's cat is allowed to shoot your fish :evil:[/quote]

Thats a damn smart cat - using a gun and everything :)

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Ironic that your neighbour's cat is allowed to shoot your fish :evil:


Thats a damn smart cat - using a gun and everything :)


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I think I've done all those except the bodily harm and the sexual thing.

I'm not sure if 'hurting a fluffy wuffy animal' is necessarily a crime though - my particular crime was to shoot a squirrel with an air rifle - I'm not sure if that was illegal? :?

I haven't hurt a fluffy wuffy animal but apart from that, same for me.

Also, the only one for me that I actively don't do (if that is possible?) is littering.

In fact I'll go out of my way to find a bin or carry it home.

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