So you don't know to use Google with safe search?
And you believe crap told by friends...
You are a troll as you only post something extreme in order to get a reaction from your posts. Most people do not read the Daily Fail. Personally I am only living with my parents to save on rent for my final year while commuting in and I honestly don't know the last 12 film I watched, it was probably a James Bond film. I haven't watched any of the films, I do however watch the news and read articles and as my popular culture knowledge isn't limited to
Why do I need to Google to find out what "Keep me amused" means or are you the Korean Meteorological Association? If you're going to troll at least use a proper and recognised acronym FFS.
Just GTFO and ESAD (urban dictionary the last one)