... sounds like testes to me .

It seems that a few of the mobile phone shops are now giving out this gem of advice... If your Samsung Tocco keeps dropping calls try lock the screen after you press the dial button, as calls are being dropped due to the heat from the callers head causing some sort of electroradiogramaphonicradiotronicismal* type thing that the phone doesn't like... sounds like testes to me

* made up word... they told this to the wife, and that was a close(ish) approximation of what she told me.

some touch screens are heat-reactive, that how they detect where you are pressing, so heat from the users face might be setting off the touch screen and pressing the 'end call' button maybe? i know some of my friends where having trouble with their phones when it snowed here, because their fingers were so cold the screen couldnt pick it up

A radio DJ has been sacked after interrupting the Queen's speech on-air, telling listeners: "Two words: Bor-ing."

Stand-up comic and radio presenter Tom Binns made the comments during a Christmas Day show on Birmingham radio station BRMB.

The station took a feed of the Queen's annual address by mistake and Binns – who was working alone in the studio – took the decision to take it off air.

Binns then made a joke about the French royal family being beheaded and introduced the next song, Last Christmas by Wham!, with the words "from one Queen to another..."

I didn't sleep well last night, so I may be a little grumpy.