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Zippy
Spends far too much time on here
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:20 pm Posts: 3838 Location: Here Abouts
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Or perhaps just a snog, followed by some drunken pictures of them together, to be posted here?
_________________The Official "Saucy Minx"  This above all: To Thine Own Self Be True "Red sky at night, Shepherds Delight"..Which is a bit like Shepherds Pie, but with whipped topping instead of mashed potato.
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bobbdobbs
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:10 pm Posts: 5490 Location: just behind you!
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it involves a nice bottle of Chianti and some fava beans 
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brataccas
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:14 pm Posts: 5664 Location: Scotland
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Id really want to be her bf but knowing my luck it wont happen, and before you ask she hasn't "done it" which is great cos I prefer girls who havnt and havnt slept around like some sleazy idiot. she said shed rather wait months and months and months so that suits me more than perfect. plus shes never drunk alcohol in her life and I never drink too so....
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Mon Nov 09, 2009 12:35 pm |
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John_Vella
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 7:55 am Posts: 7935 Location: Manchester.
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Mis-spelt for the "Thank you for giving me a punch line" win  Unfortunately most of the ones that spring to mind aren't suitable for a mixed audience. Or any audience at all, for that matter. How about... There's no E in masturbation, only U 
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Mon Nov 09, 2009 12:38 pm |
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EddArmitage
I haven't seen my friends in so long
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Except for when you're in your car and there's an emergency???
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Mon Nov 09, 2009 12:49 pm |
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EddArmitage
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Nothing wrong with a bit of scrabble...
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Mon Nov 09, 2009 12:50 pm |
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oceanicitl
Official forum cat lady
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:04 am Posts: 11039 Location: London
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I know. I play every day 
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Mon Nov 09, 2009 12:52 pm |
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EddArmitage
I haven't seen my friends in so long
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Are you still talking in euphemisms, Caz?!?! (8-p)
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Mon Nov 09, 2009 12:55 pm |
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John_Vella
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 7:55 am Posts: 7935 Location: Manchester.
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I can't believe that nobody commented on my last post, which was probably the funniest thing I've said in... at least the last 3 or 4 hours 
_________________John Vella BSc (Hons), PGCE - Still the official forum prankster and crude remarker  Sorry  I'll behave now. Promise 
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Mon Nov 09, 2009 12:59 pm |
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Zippy
Spends far too much time on here
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:20 pm Posts: 3838 Location: Here Abouts
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That was very good. Sorry I didn't get here sooner, I was dealing with actual work It was unintentional, but I'm glad you got some use out of it. I had originally planned to write it as "mass-debation" but I wasn't sure Bratty would get it 
_________________The Official "Saucy Minx"  This above all: To Thine Own Self Be True "Red sky at night, Shepherds Delight"..Which is a bit like Shepherds Pie, but with whipped topping instead of mashed potato.
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Mon Nov 09, 2009 1:06 pm |
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Zippy
Spends far too much time on here
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:20 pm Posts: 3838 Location: Here Abouts
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So, does that mean that in "months and months and months" you will suddenly wake up one day and decide that perhaps sex isn't disgusting and pointless?
_________________The Official "Saucy Minx"  This above all: To Thine Own Self Be True "Red sky at night, Shepherds Delight"..Which is a bit like Shepherds Pie, but with whipped topping instead of mashed potato.
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Mon Nov 09, 2009 1:11 pm |
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finlay666
Spends far too much time on here
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:40 pm Posts: 4876 Location: Newcastle
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I play her on bookface at it Played the C word for a laugh the other day, didn't have much else I could play and it made me laugh 
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Mon Nov 09, 2009 1:39 pm |
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oceanicitl
Official forum cat lady
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:04 am Posts: 11039 Location: London
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We do indeed Scrabble don't we Fin. I put down oral last week and the guy I was playing LOLd when he put sex after... little things I know. I too have put the C word before for a laugh. It even meant me getting less points. You put something funny? Where? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>runs
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Mon Nov 09, 2009 2:45 pm |
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John_Vella
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 7:55 am Posts: 7935 Location: Manchester.
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I can't believe it took me this long to reply...  So... has anyone asked anyone out yet? 
_________________John Vella BSc (Hons), PGCE - Still the official forum prankster and crude remarker  Sorry  I'll behave now. Promise 
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Wed Dec 30, 2009 1:48 pm |
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Zippy
Spends far too much time on here
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:20 pm Posts: 3838 Location: Here Abouts
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It's Friday and I feel necromantic (didya see what I did there?) So, what's going on in your love life?
_________________The Official "Saucy Minx"  This above all: To Thine Own Self Be True "Red sky at night, Shepherds Delight"..Which is a bit like Shepherds Pie, but with whipped topping instead of mashed potato.
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