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james016
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http://sleeptalkinman.blogspot.com/A woman has recorded all the things her husband Adam says while he is asleep. "Badger tickling: proceed with caution" "Awesome. Teddy bears bungie jumping." "I demand compensation in cola bottles. Lots of fizzy cola bottles. In one lump sum." "This fish has got big floppy lips. Floppy lips. Fishy kissy fishy kissy. Oop, took one on the mouth! Not nice. Some are NSFW due to the bad language but hysterical.
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oceanicitl
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That's hysterical!
"By the way, washing in rose water doesn't stop you smelling like a piece of sh1t."
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timark_uk
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Comedic goldmine!
Excellent link.
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rustybucket
I haven't seen my friends in so long
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Magic.  _________________Jim
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oceanicitl
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I'm in tears here!
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davrosG5
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That is frankly brilliant.
It's like Charlie Brooker and the Fast Show (amongst others) climbed in his brain and took control.
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jonbwfc
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"Stop the panther!"
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John_Vella
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Very funny  _________________John Vella BSc (Hons), PGCE - Still the official forum prankster and crude remarker  Sorry  I'll behave now. Promise
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james016
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[quite suddenly, upon waking] "Get the python!"
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"My brother calls you a [LIFTED]. Not me. I didn't do it. My BROTHER did."
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pcernie
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"I've got a really terrible terrible feeling about this custard tart. Terrible." It's like a great comedy form of Tourettes  _________________Plain English advice on everything money, purchase and service related:
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big_D
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"I haven't put on weight. Your eyes are fat."
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davrosG5
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Seems perfectly reasonable to me. I think my favourite was this little gem though
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EddArmitage
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Apparently I was talking in my sleep on Thursday night.
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oceanicitl
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And what did you say?? No point telling us half a story. _________________Still the official cheeky one
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