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lacloss
Doesn't have much of a life
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 7:48 am Posts: 1751 Location: Marbella Spain
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_________________ Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming... Damn, What a ride!!
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big_D
What's a life?
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 8:25 pm Posts: 10691 Location: Bramsche
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Get a gun, a big gun, preferably an automatic... Oh and find a cheap source for razor wire! Be prepared to give up the Internet. A friend's sister lives in SA. They don't get broadband in most places, those that do pay by the minute for connection (no flat rate time or volume contracts last time I heard, the sister would log in a couple of times a week to pick up emails, as they couldn't afford to use it all the time. They live in a suburb of Jo'burg and they have a large compound, which has large walls around it, with armed guards and the houses within the compound have tall fences as well, topped with razor wire. Another friend was communications officer at the American consulate and he had better things to say, but his previous post was Lagos, where they were supposed to drive with an armed guard everywhere and they had to radio in every 5 minutes, otherwise they would send out an armed team to look for them! He usually rode around on an old scrambler, which was faster, more agile and he was less of a target than driving in a consulate car - although he suffered a couple of times from people trying to hitch hike by actually trying to leap onto the bike as he was riding past! So SA was a lot saner for them. But, again, stories of armed guards, compounds etc. and lack of Internet outside of the consulate. Edit: Did a quick search for SA ISPs, looks like about 15-20€ a month for 3GB shaped traffic may be available, but depends on where you are.
_________________ "Do you know what this is? Hmm? No, I can see you do not. You have that vacant look in your eyes, which says hold my head to your ear, you will hear the sea!" - Londo Molari
Executive Producer No Agenda Show 246
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Thu Jan 14, 2010 5:34 am |
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l3v1ck
What's a life?
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 10:21 am Posts: 12700 Location: The Right Side of the Pennines (metaphorically & geographically)
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+1 It's a crime hell hole. A few safe areas perhaps, but in general it just isn't safe.
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Thu Jan 14, 2010 9:26 am |
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didgeman
Occasionally has a life
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 12:18 pm Posts: 289
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We have an office in cape town, reputedly one of the safer cities.
About 6 months ago the deputy manager was picking up some colleagues and stopped outside their apartment.
The next minute a revolver was held to his temple and he was forced out of his car, made to empty his pockets and lie on the floor.
The guy then drove off in his car.
He no longer lives in South Africa.
On the other hand the internet connectivity is expensive but is fairly reliable. I have to talk to their ISP now and again and whilst they initially didn't know their arse from their elbow, they have got up to speed in the last few years.
HTH
Didge.
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Thu Jan 14, 2010 9:42 am |
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okenobi
Spends far too much time on here
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:59 pm Posts: 4932 Location: Sestriere, Piemonte, Italia
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Perhaps obvious, but why would you want to move. Isn't the Costa del Brit working out? Not warm enough? Sick of pretending to learn Spanish?
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Thu Jan 14, 2010 9:57 am |
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oceanicitl
Official forum cat lady
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:04 am Posts: 11039 Location: London
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I've worked a lot of South Africans. It's not safe there, the women are not happy hence why they're living over here.
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Thu Jan 14, 2010 10:20 am |
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rustybucket
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Thu Jun 18, 2009 5:10 pm Posts: 5836
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Don't.
Simples.
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saspro
Site Admin
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 5:53 pm Posts: 8603 Location: location, location
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Don't forget the anti-hijack flamethrowers for the car
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Thu Jan 14, 2010 11:12 am |
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lacloss
Doesn't have much of a life
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 7:48 am Posts: 1751 Location: Marbella Spain
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Well I have only been once ,three weeks holiday with my brother when he was living in Joburg and I want to go again loved it yes there are bad areas but you get that everywhere ,I was just wondering if any of the fourumites had worked there he has moved to Cape Town now so I want to go again and try not to just do the touristy bits. 
_________________ Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming... Damn, What a ride!!
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Thu Jan 14, 2010 12:37 pm |
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Nick
Spends far too much time on here
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 11:36 pm Posts: 3527 Location: Portsmouth
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I think you might have underestimated the problem? My mum lived over there, and I honestly think it has scarred her.
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Thu Jan 14, 2010 1:20 pm |
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onemac
Doesn't have much of a life
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 10:14 pm Posts: 1598 Location: Right here...... Right now.......
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One of my friends moved back to Cape Town a few years back (her parents live there). She likes it out there but moves around a lot to prevent feeling 'hemmed in' by the security required around her house. She NEVER goes anywhere alone. It certainly would not be my first choice Al
_________________ Eternally optimistic in a 'glass half empty' sort of way....
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Thu Jan 14, 2010 1:27 pm |
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vitaminz
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What everyone said, its an awful place to live. Had a friend who said Nigeria was more fun to live in, he worked for KLM and was stationed all over.
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Thu Jan 14, 2010 1:32 pm |
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Linux_User
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Tue May 05, 2009 3:29 pm Posts: 7173
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Go to Australia, it's (slightly) less dangerous and just as warm. 
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Thu Jan 14, 2010 1:38 pm |
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bally199
Doesn't have much of a life
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:52 pm Posts: 1036 Location: Barnsley, South Yorkshire
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Oh, was he the prince that had found 2.1 billion US dollars, and needed a grand to get to it? 
_________________ Kimmotalk is where all the cool people hang.
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Thu Jan 14, 2010 3:46 pm |
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l3v1ck
What's a life?
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 10:21 am Posts: 12700 Location: The Right Side of the Pennines (metaphorically & geographically)
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Move to Singapore instead. When I was there I walked the streets and night and felt totally safe.
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Thu Jan 14, 2010 5:12 pm |
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