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'No scan, no flight' at Heathrow and Manchester 
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And what's the point of 'a small proportion of passengers' being selected? :roll:

So they can scan all the pretty young women and not go blind or insane scanning "ugly" people. :lol:

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Shan't be using Heathrow, Manchester or Birmingham then.

I refuse to be scanned

Simples.

I do not think that Meerkats have to be scanned. ;)

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pcernie wrote:
And what's the point of 'a small proportion of passengers' being selected? :roll:

So they can scan all the pretty young women and not go blind or insane scanning "ugly" people. :lol:

I'd imagine it would be the images of pretty young women that would make them go blind! :lol:

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pcernie wrote:
And what's the point of 'a small proportion of passengers' being selected? :roll:

They'll be the ones with dark skin and beards.

I'd say also the large breasted blond girls ;)
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jonbwfc wrote:
pcernie wrote:
And what's the point of 'a small proportion of passengers' being selected? :roll:

They'll be the ones with dark skin and beards.

I'd say also the large breasted blond girls ;)

Can you tell hair colour from the scanner image?

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TheFrenchun wrote:
jonbwfc wrote:

They'll be the ones with dark skin and beards.

I'd say also the large breasted blond girls ;)

Can you tell hair colour from the scanner image?

I reckon :P
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Can you tell hair colour from the scanner image?


They might give it a good go! :lol:

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I think that I would prefer a pat down. I have no objection to that.

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big_D wrote:
pcernie wrote:
And what's the point of 'a small proportion of passengers' being selected? :roll:

So they can scan all the pretty young women


Amnesia10 wrote:
I think that I would prefer a pat down. I have no objection to that.


;)

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Amnesia10 wrote:
I think that I would prefer a pat down. I have no objection to that.


;)

Yes but I would do a Russell Howard and moan in mock ecstasy throughout. :D

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rustybucket wrote:
Amnesia10 wrote:
I think that I would prefer a pat down. I have no objection to that.


;)

Yes but I would do a Russell Howard and moan in mock ecstasy throughout. :D


Then promptly receive the full body cavity. :lol:

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