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AlunD
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belchingmatt
I haven't seen my friends in so long
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Not something that everybody has in their kitchen so with along with a picture it should be easy to tracj him down. 
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If one is diving so close to the limits that +/- 1% will make a difference then the error has already been made.
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Amnesia10
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Yes but you have to admire his efforts. To go to the extent of extracting animal semen in the first place. Still it is very sick though to throw it over girls. Definitely a sexual motive. So should be a police priority.
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belchingmatt
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A couple of years ago FHM had an article on weird jobs. One of them was bull w@nking. 
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Amnesia10
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So we are looking for a perverted FHM reader?  _________________Do concentrate, 007... "You are gifted. Mine is bordering on seven seconds." https://www.dropbox.com/referrals/NTg5MzczNTkhttp://astore.amazon.co.uk/wwwx404couk-21
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finlay666
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Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:40 pm
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Location: Newcastle
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No Very happy bulls _________________TwitterCharlie Brooker: Macs are glorified Fisher-Price activity centres for adults; computers for scaredy cats too nervous to learn how proper computers work; computers for people who earnestly believe in feng shui.
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veato
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belchingmatt
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LMFAO. Almost spat my drink over the laptop.
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If one is diving so close to the limits that +/- 1% will make a difference then the error has already been made.
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pcernie
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With their dwindling readership, it won't be long before we find him _________________Plain English advice on everything money, purchase and service related:
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LaptopAcidXperience
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Joined: Fri May 08, 2009 10:01 am
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Location: Harrogate
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How is this news, this is normal in Bury.
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cloaked_wolf
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For some reason, when I read the title I found it hilarious. Mainly because I imagined some guy with a hosepipe connected to a big tank of semen and just spraying it everywhere. I do wonder which animal it came from and whether he was trying to create some kind of beast. _________________ He fights for the users.
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Zippy
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I first saw the thread last night as I was just logging off to go to bed, being half-asleep and not looking properly I read it as "Attacker throws anal semen over girls in Bury" and that was even funnier!! _________________The Official "Saucy Minx"  This above all: To Thine Own Self Be True "Red sky at night, Shepherds Delight"..Which is a bit like Shepherds Pie, but with whipped topping instead of mashed potato.
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LaptopAcidXperience
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Maybe it was his own semen, maybe the guy is some kind of strange human/animal hybrid, again this is perfectly normal in Bury.
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rustybucket
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Nick
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Don't they know what animal?
I want to know dammit!
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