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What happened to the delivery job?


Don't talk to me about delivery jobs. More fail. :x

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timark_uk wrote:
What happened to the delivery job?
Don't talk to me about delivery jobs. More fail. :x
Wow. I guess I asked that question in the right thread then.
Sorry to hear that.

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Don't feel bad about it. It didn't work out for me, I moved on.

All we need, really, is for people to stop making us spend money on utilities, council tax, broken cars and stuff. ;)

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Ordering a (ordinarily full-priced) graphic novel and it turns up a heck of a lot smaller than the comics it collects, never mind the average graphic novel - I've a good mind to send it back :evil:

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A fail for my boss, a win for me.

Last night he rang me up at 10pm.
Boss: "Lev, can you stay on the rig until the end of the well?
Me: "No, I'm not doing more than three weeks and that could easily turn into four."
Boss: "Oh, okay. We'll go ahead with the crew change on Wednesday as planned then."

Well I'm leaving the rig for a second time today. So that would have been almost five weeks if I'd agreed. :roll:

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l3v1ck fail!

I've been doing such good work they want to send me to a rig drilling HPHT (high pressure, high temperature) wells. And that is a MAJOR MAJOR pain in the arse!
I wish I'd slacked off more now.

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l3v1ck fail!

I've been doing suck good work they want to send me to a rig drilling HPHT wells. And that is a MAJOR pain in the arse!
I wish I'd slacked off more now.


Freudian slip? :lol:

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l3v1ck typing fail :lol: :lol:

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Made a big pot of chilli con guajolote (avicola?) yesterday. Was very nice, but poured some into a bowl and went to sit down, somehow I managed to clout it with my free hand and the bowl rotated 180° in the vertical, spraying chilli all over the floor, my new trousers, my new shoes and the sofa! :(

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A fail for my boss, a win for me.

Last night he rang me up at 10pm.
Boss: "Lev, can you stay on the rig until the end of the well?
Me: "No, I'm not doing more than three weeks and that could easily turn into four."
Boss: "Oh, okay. We'll go ahead with the crew change on Wednesday as planned then."

Well I'm leaving the rig for a second time today. So that would have been almost five weeks if I'd agreed. :roll:

Another work fail.
The bastards are sending me back tomorrow. :evil: :evil:
I've only had two days off.

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Another work fail.
The bastards are sending me back tomorrow. :evil: :evil:
I've only had two days off.


Poor u! *hugs*

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Another fail for Home Delivery Network.
Ordered some boots from Amazon, to be delivered by HDNL. No sign of them when I got home from work last night and I went out to a meeting. When I got back at 9 there was a parcel propped up against my front door in full view of the street. Inside the house there was HDNL 'delivery' card that said they'd put my parcel in a Safe Place (my porch). Interesting definition of Safe Place.

I guess this is technically a win as I did get my boots but I just can't believe the moronic stupidity of the driver in leaving a parcel on someone's front door step and buggering off.

I really hate HDNL.

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I had a parcel delivered by HDNL today. It arrived without problem but when I tried to track it the HDNL website said the details were wrong so I could not track it. A complete waste of time and effort.

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