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belchingmatt
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Fri May 15, 2009 3:16 am Posts: 6146 Location: Middle Earth
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I've already had breakfast and lunch and I'm still hungry. 
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If one is diving so close to the limits that +/- 1% will make a difference then the error has already been made.
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veato
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 7:17 am Posts: 5550 Location: Nottingham
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Gutted. I had another fruit penis for lunch with a couple of cheese crackers. I bloody hate diets!
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Fri Feb 11, 2011 2:03 pm |
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jonlumb
Spends far too much time on here
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:44 pm Posts: 4141 Location: Exeter
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Do tell, what's a fruit penis when it's at home?
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Fri Feb 11, 2011 2:03 pm |
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belchingmatt
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Fri May 15, 2009 3:16 am Posts: 6146 Location: Middle Earth
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Banana. 
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If one is diving so close to the limits that +/- 1% will make a difference then the error has already been made.
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Fri Feb 11, 2011 2:09 pm |
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jonbwfc
What's a life?
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:26 pm Posts: 17040
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Man walks in to the surgery. He says to the doctor "Doctor, you've got to help me, I'm addicted to twitter!" Doctor looks at him with a furrowed brow and replies gravely..
"I'm sorry, I don't follow you."
Aeeyythangyoo.
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Fri Feb 11, 2011 2:21 pm |
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saspro
Site Admin
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 5:53 pm Posts: 8603 Location: location, location
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According to fedex they're sitting at home waiting for me
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Fri Feb 11, 2011 2:35 pm |
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veato
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 7:17 am Posts: 5550 Location: Nottingham
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http://planet-veato.blogspot.com/2011/0 ... -face.htmlIt's a banana strategically placed between other round fruit
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Fri Feb 11, 2011 2:56 pm |
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okenobi
Spends far too much time on here
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:59 pm Posts: 4932 Location: Sestriere, Piemonte, Italia
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I've got 3 of those. They're lovely too 
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Fri Feb 11, 2011 3:02 pm |
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timark_uk
Moderator
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:11 pm Posts: 12143 Location: Belfast
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Hosni Mubarak has resigned.
Mark
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Fri Feb 11, 2011 4:18 pm |
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jonbwfc
What's a life?
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:26 pm Posts: 17040
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Oooh, ninja edit  Jon - At least you're getting your five portions of fruit or veg a day..
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Fri Feb 11, 2011 4:21 pm |
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timark_uk
Moderator
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:11 pm Posts: 12143 Location: Belfast
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Yeah. I wanted to say one thing, then changed it to another but ended up getting them mixed together. (8+) Mark
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Fri Feb 11, 2011 4:23 pm |
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brataccas
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:14 pm Posts: 5664 Location: Scotland
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mubarak means "happy days" in arabic? I think all my workmates use that word
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Fri Feb 11, 2011 4:36 pm |
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timark_uk
Moderator
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:11 pm Posts: 12143 Location: Belfast
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I think the only happy day from this Mubarak is today. Mark
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Fri Feb 11, 2011 4:47 pm |
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phantombudgie
Doesn't have much of a life
Joined: Wed Aug 19, 2009 1:45 pm Posts: 994
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My day has improved. Thanks! 
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Fri Feb 11, 2011 8:30 pm |
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pcernie
Legend
Joined: Sun Apr 26, 2009 12:30 pm Posts: 45931 Location: Belfast
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Vodka and Coke, peanuts and The Best Rock Anthems... Ever! FTW! 
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