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I've already had breakfast and lunch and I'm still hungry. :?

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If one is diving so close to the limits that +/- 1% will make a difference then the error has already been made.


Fri Feb 11, 2011 1:53 pm
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saspro wrote:
Fat b@5tard friday is in full force.

Egg, bacon & sausage baguette for breakfast
A Sandwich, cerial bar & crisps for a snack
Battered Sausage, savaloy & Chips for lunch.

Add 4 oranges, a banana, an apple & a pear.

And it's not even 2pm


Gutted. I had another fruit penis for lunch with a couple of cheese crackers. I bloody hate diets!

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veato wrote:
saspro wrote:
Fat b@5tard friday is in full force.

Egg, bacon & sausage baguette for breakfast
A Sandwich, cerial bar & crisps for a snack
Battered Sausage, savaloy & Chips for lunch.

Add 4 oranges, a banana, an apple & a pear.

And it's not even 2pm


Gutted. I had another fruit penis for lunch with a couple of cheese crackers. I bloody hate diets!


Do tell, what's a fruit penis when it's at home?

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Fri Feb 11, 2011 2:03 pm
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Banana. :?

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If one is diving so close to the limits that +/- 1% will make a difference then the error has already been made.


Fri Feb 11, 2011 2:09 pm
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Man walks in to the surgery.
He says to the doctor "Doctor, you've got to help me, I'm addicted to twitter!"
Doctor looks at him with a furrowed brow and replies gravely..

"I'm sorry, I don't follow you."


Aeeyythangyoo.


Fri Feb 11, 2011 2:21 pm
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jonlumb wrote:
That's an impressive amount of food to get through. Have the headphone amps arrived yet?


According to fedex they're sitting at home waiting for me

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I've only ever done it with a chicken so far, but if required I wouldn't have any problems doing it with other animals at all.


Fri Feb 11, 2011 2:35 pm
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jonlumb wrote:

Do tell, what's a fruit penis when it's at home?


http://planet-veato.blogspot.com/2011/0 ... -face.html

It's a banana strategically placed between other round fruit

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thanks :D the last spinpoint i had was an HD501LJ


I've got 3 of those. They're lovely too :)


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Hosni Mubarak has resigned.

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All I know so far is that Mark, Jimmy Olsen and Peter Parker use Nikon and everybody else seems to use Canon.
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timark_uk wrote:
Hosni Mubarak has resigned.

Mark

Oooh, ninja edit :)

Jon - At least you're getting your five portions of fruit or veg a day..


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jonbwfc wrote:
timark_uk wrote:
Hosni Mubarak has resigned.
Oooh, ninja edit :)

Yeah. I wanted to say one thing, then changed it to another but ended up getting them mixed together. (8+)

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All I know so far is that Mark, Jimmy Olsen and Peter Parker use Nikon and everybody else seems to use Canon.
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Well you obviously. You're a one man vortex of despair.


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mubarak means "happy days" in arabic? I think all my workmates use that word

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brataccas wrote:
mubarak means "happy days" in arabic? I think all my workmates use that word
I think the only happy day from this Mubarak is today.

Mark

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All I know so far is that Mark, Jimmy Olsen and Peter Parker use Nikon and everybody else seems to use Canon.
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Well you obviously. You're a one man vortex of despair.


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jonbwfc wrote:
Man walks in to the surgery.
He says to the doctor "Doctor, you've got to help me, I'm addicted to twitter!"
Doctor looks at him with a furrowed brow and replies gravely..

"I'm sorry, I don't follow you."


Aeeyythangyoo.


My day has improved. Thanks! :lol: :lol:


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