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Error 503 Service Unavailable

Service Unavailable
Guru Meditation:

XID: 810307707

Varnish cache server


Guru Meditation stopping a website loading? :?

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Tue May 03, 2011 9:29 pm
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adidan wrote:
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Error 503 Service Unavailable
Service Unavailable
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XID: 810307707
Varnish cache server

Guru Meditation stopping a website loading? :?

You never had a Commodore Amiga, did you?

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Ladles and jellyspoons, I'd like your considered opinions on the following item:
http://www.nsa.gov/public_info/_files/ufo/key_to_et_messages.pdf

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jonbwfc wrote:
You never had a Commodore Amiga, did you?

Ah, that's where it's from...

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How did I miss the fact that we're over 2 years old?

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I've only ever done it with a chicken so far, but if required I wouldn't have any problems doing it with other animals at all.


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How did I miss the fact that we're over 2 years old?


It was duly noted in the Happy Birthdays thread, I think.

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Paul1965 wrote:
saspro wrote:
How did I miss the fact that we're over 2 years old?


It was duly noted in the Happy Birthdays thread, I think.


Looking at my diary it looks like I was in 6 toe country with a lack of decent internet. Probably explains it.

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I've only ever done it with a chicken so far, but if required I wouldn't have any problems doing it with other animals at all.


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How did I miss the fact that we're over 2 years old?

Good thing someone was paying attention, eh? (8-p)

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EddArmitage wrote:
saspro wrote:
How did I miss the fact that we're over 2 years old?
Good thing someone was paying attention, eh? (8-p)
Instead of studying. (8+p

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Crucified man found in South Korean quarry

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Police were awaiting a forensics report to determine the cause of death and whether it was a homicide or suicide.


Suicide. Did he headbutt the last nail in?

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belchingmatt wrote:
Crucified man found in South Korean quarry
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Man's body was nailed to wooden cross with crown of thorns and other signs mimicking crucifixion of Jesus Christ

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Police were awaiting a forensics report to determine the cause of death and whether it was a homicide or suicide.

Suicide. Did he headbutt the last nail in?

Neil from The Young Ones could have told him that.


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belchingmatt wrote:
Crucified man found in South Korean quarry

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Man's body was nailed to wooden cross with crown of thorns and other signs mimicking crucifixion of Jesus Christ

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Police were awaiting a forensics report to determine the cause of death and whether it was a homicide or suicide.


Suicide. Did he headbutt the last nail in?

They were trained by the Met. :roll:

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Sweet!
Free upgrade from 8Mb ADSL to 20Mb ADSL.

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Free upgrade from 8Mb ADSL to 20Mb ADSL.

Not to rain on your parade, but with ADSL you'll only get anything approaching 8Mb/s (let alone 20MB/s) if you're actually sat inside the exchange. My experience was you'll get roughly 50% more than you had before, whatever that actually was. Which is, as you say, sweet, for free.

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first day of truck driving today :( never been so stressed in my life, sweat pouring off face, left mirror right mirror constantly left mirror right mirror left mirror right mirror space, spacial awareness, left mirror right mirror, plus the fact I got 8 gears to contend with which is tricky so I just skipped some and went from 2nd to 4th to 5th to 6th then to 7th if its in countryside :(

extremely powerful these trucks, can use 5th gear and go uphill with no stress atall

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