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cloaked_wolf
What's a life?
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 8:46 pm
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Generate your own Daily Wait headlines! http://www.qwghlm.co.uk/toys/dailymail/Here are some of the ones I got. Some have been quite scarily plausible! COULD BINGE DRINKING HAVE SEX WITH THE MEMORY OF DIANA? COULD GYPSIES GIVE YOUR DAUGHTERS DIABETES? WILL TEACHERS DESTROY PROPERTY PRICES? COULD CANCER STEAL FROM YOU? WILL THE LABOUR PARTY MAKE TAXPAYERS' MONEY IMPOTENT? _________________ He fights for the users.
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jonbwfc
What's a life?
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:26 pm
Posts: 17040
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hifidelity2
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 1:03 pm
Posts: 5041
Location: London
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There used to be a Dibert version that produced "Pointy Haired Bossisums" they were great and I even used one once in a project report
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hifidelity2
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 1:03 pm
Posts: 5041
Location: London
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Amnesia10
Legend
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 2:02 am
Posts: 29240
Location: Guantanamo Bay (thanks bobbdobbs)
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_________________Do concentrate, 007... "You are gifted. Mine is bordering on seven seconds." https://www.dropbox.com/referrals/NTg5MzczNTkhttp://astore.amazon.co.uk/wwwx404couk-21
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Spreadie
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 6:06 pm
Posts: 6355
Location: IoW
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Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes; after that, who cares?! He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!
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Linux_User
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Tue May 05, 2009 3:29 pm
Posts: 7173
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rustybucket
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Thu Jun 18, 2009 5:10 pm
Posts: 5836
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_________________Jim
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l3v1ck
What's a life?
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 10:21 am
Posts: 12700
Location: The Right Side of the Pennines (metaphorically & geographically)
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HAS THE LOONY LEFT RIPPED OFF YOUR HOUSE?
HAVE THE FRENCH STOLEN FROM YOU?
COULD YOUR LOCAL COUNCIL RUIN BRITISH JUSTICE?
WILL THE UNEMPLOYED TURN YOUR PETS GAY?
But my favourite:
HAS THE BBC GIVEN DRIVERS SWINE FLU?
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finlay666
Spends far too much time on here
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:40 pm
Posts: 4876
Location: Newcastle
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WILL ASYLUM SEEKERS HURT YOUR CHILDREN?
ARE LESBIANS DESTROYING YOUR CHILDREN?
ARE THE UNEMPLOYED MAKING THE BRITISH PEOPLE OBESE?
COULD CANCER TURN THE BRITISH PEOPLE GAY?
ARE THE FRENCH DEVALUING CLIFF RICHARD?
WILL GAYS INFECT PENSIONERS WITH AIDS?
COULD FILTH ON TELEVISION RUIN YOUR HOUSE?
HAS TEENAGE SEX GIVEN THE QUEEN DIABETES?
WILL THE LABOUR PARTY INFECT THE QUEEN WITH AIDS?
_________________TwitterCharlie Brooker: Macs are glorified Fisher-Price activity centres for adults; computers for scaredy cats too nervous to learn how proper computers work; computers for people who earnestly believe in feng shui.
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Amnesia10
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Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 2:02 am
Posts: 29240
Location: Guantanamo Bay (thanks bobbdobbs)
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HAVE THE UNEMPLOYED SCROUNGED OFF CLIFF RICHARD?
_________________Do concentrate, 007... "You are gifted. Mine is bordering on seven seconds." https://www.dropbox.com/referrals/NTg5MzczNTkhttp://astore.amazon.co.uk/wwwx404couk-21
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Blue_Nowhere
Spends far too much time on here
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 8:57 pm
Posts: 2220
Location: Here for now...
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My favourite though... I'm sure on some site's it probably has.
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JJW009
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:58 pm
Posts: 8767
Location: behind the sofa
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They need a bigger dictionary. Oh wait, it's the Daily Fail so actually I guess not  _________________jonbwfc's law: "In any forum thread someone will, no matter what the subject, mention Firefly." When you're feeling too silly for x404, youRwired.net
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Amnesia10
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Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 2:02 am
Posts: 29240
Location: Guantanamo Bay (thanks bobbdobbs)
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I always thought that the Bachelor boy was always dubious well before the internet. _________________Do concentrate, 007... "You are gifted. Mine is bordering on seven seconds." https://www.dropbox.com/referrals/NTg5MzczNTkhttp://astore.amazon.co.uk/wwwx404couk-21
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jonbwfc
What's a life?
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:26 pm
Posts: 17040
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"Has digital switchover made your dog a telly addict?"
No, its not. Apparently, that one's actually in today's edition....
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