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oceanicitl
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Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:04 am Posts: 11039 Location: London
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Eric Clapton has just been saying how Savile's career really took off in 1967 when, backstage at Top of the Pops, he introduced Cream to the Small Faces.
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AlunD
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Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 6:12 am Posts: 7011 Location: Wiltshire
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And of course Eric's nick name is slow hand ................
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Wed Nov 14, 2012 4:46 pm |
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oceanicitl
Official forum cat lady
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:04 am Posts: 11039 Location: London
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And his son is the fastest reader in the west, 60 stories.....
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Wed Nov 14, 2012 4:49 pm |
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Paul1965
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 8:29 pm Posts: 5975
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_________________ "I hadn't known there were so many idiots in the world until I started using the Internet." - Stanislaw Lem
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Wed Nov 14, 2012 5:01 pm |
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oceanicitl
Official forum cat lady
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:04 am Posts: 11039 Location: London
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It's an OLD one!! *gets coat*
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Wed Nov 14, 2012 5:12 pm |
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oceanicitl
Official forum cat lady
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:04 am Posts: 11039 Location: London
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What's the difference between the united states and a cup of yogurt?
If you leave a cup of yogurt sit for 200 years it will develop a culture.
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Wed Nov 14, 2012 5:16 pm |
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jonbwfc
What's a life?
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:26 pm Posts: 17040
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Yeah. I don't think it's ever not 'too soon' to make a child falling to his death into a joke though.
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Wed Nov 14, 2012 5:17 pm |
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oceanicitl
Official forum cat lady
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:04 am Posts: 11039 Location: London
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Simon Cowell, Louis Walsh and Cheryl Cole are walking down a street when Cheryl trips. Her head gets stuck in a railings and quick as a flash Simon runs over,pulls down her knickers and shags her from behind. When he finishes he turns to Louis and says "your turn". Louis starts crying and Simon asks what's wrong? Louis replies "My head wont fit in the railings ! "
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Wed Nov 14, 2012 5:19 pm |
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Amnesia10
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Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 2:02 am Posts: 29240 Location: Guantanamo Bay (thanks bobbdobbs)
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Jokes in bad taste have no limits. While they might be in very bad taste they are not always malicious towards Eric Clapton. People do find humour in the sickest of situations.
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Wed Nov 14, 2012 7:04 pm |
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saspro
Site Admin
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 5:53 pm Posts: 8603 Location: location, location
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How do you find will smith in the snow?
Look for fresh prints
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Wed Nov 14, 2012 8:31 pm |
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E. F. Benson
Doesn't have much of a life
Joined: Wed Sep 16, 2009 8:42 am Posts: 798 Location: land of the free, Bexhill-on-Sea
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fresh prints or paw taste I'll take either 
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Wed Nov 14, 2012 8:55 pm |
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saspro
Site Admin
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 5:53 pm Posts: 8603 Location: location, location
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I don't believe these allegations against Jimmy Savile. I met him in Leeds General Hospital in the 1980s and he seemed very nice.
Next people will be telling me he wasn't qualified to perform my prostate examination.
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Thu Nov 15, 2012 11:01 am |
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oceanicitl
Official forum cat lady
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:04 am Posts: 11039 Location: London
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I saw a brilliant quote on Twitter yesterday: Isn't it ironic? Good memories can make you cry and bad memories can make you laugh. Life is just so fantastic!Life should be taken with a pinch of humour. Bad jokes have always been around and always will be. The father of my old neighbour had a heart attack and died and fell in to setting cement. His wife didn't notice it was quiet in the garden for quite a while so he actually set in it. It was many years ago now but I will remember it because it does make me giggle.
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Thu Nov 15, 2012 11:03 am |
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Fogmeister
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:35 pm Posts: 6580 Location: Getting there
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Agreed Caz 
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Thu Nov 15, 2012 11:55 am |
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oceanicitl
Official forum cat lady
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:04 am Posts: 11039 Location: London
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He said she said
He said.. I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. She said..You wear briefs, don't you?
He said.. Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune? She said.. Not at all honey, I would love you no matter who left you the money.
She said.. What do you mean by coming home half drunk? He said.. It's not my fault.. I ran out of money.
He said.. Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you in the worst way. She said.. Well, you succeeded.
He said.. What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you She said.. Turn sideways and look in the mirror.
He said.. Let's go out and have some fun tonight. She said.. Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.
He said.. Shall we try a different position tonight? She said.. That's a good idea, you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.
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