Eric Clapton has just been saying how Savile's career really took off in 1967 when, backstage at Top of the Pops, he introduced Cream to the Small Faces.

And of course Eric's nick name is slow hand ................

And his son is the fastest reader in the west, 60 stories.....

It's an OLD one!! *gets coat*

What's the difference between the united states and a cup of yogurt?

If you leave a cup of yogurt sit for 200 years it will develop a culture.

Yeah. I don't think it's ever not 'too soon' to make a child falling to his death into a joke though.

Simon Cowell, Louis Walsh and Cheryl Cole are walking down a street when Cheryl trips. Her head gets stuck in a railings and quick as a flash Simon runs over,pulls down her knickers and shags her from behind. When he finishes he turns to Louis and says "your turn". Louis starts crying and Simon asks what's wrong? Louis replies "My head wont fit in the railings ! "

Jokes in bad taste have no limits. While they might be in very bad taste they are not always malicious towards Eric Clapton. People do find humour in the sickest of situations.

How do you find will smith in the snow?



Look for fresh prints

fresh prints or paw taste I'll take either

I don't believe these allegations against Jimmy Savile. I met him in Leeds General Hospital in the 1980s and he seemed very nice.

Next people will be telling me he wasn't qualified to perform my prostate examination.

I saw a brilliant quote on Twitter yesterday:

Isn't it ironic? Good memories can make you cry and bad memories can make you laugh. Life is just so fantastic!

Life should be taken with a pinch of humour. Bad jokes have always been around and always will be.

The father of my old neighbour had a heart attack and died and fell in to setting cement. His wife didn't notice it was quiet in the garden for quite a while so he actually set in it. It was many years ago now but I will remember it because it does make me giggle.

Agreed Caz

He said she said

He said.. I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said..You wear briefs, don't you?

He said.. Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune?
She said.. Not at all honey, I would love you no matter who left you the money.

She said.. What do you mean by coming home half drunk?
He said.. It's not my fault.. I ran out of money.

He said.. Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you in the worst way.
She said.. Well, you succeeded.

He said.. What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you
She said.. Turn sideways and look in the mirror.

He said.. Let's go out and have some fun tonight.
She said.. Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.

He said.. Shall we try a different position tonight?
She said.. That's a good idea, you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.