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okenobi
Spends far too much time on here
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:59 pm Posts: 4932 Location: Sestriere, Piemonte, Italia
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My top tip is be different.
The reason I get attention out here, and wherever I go, is coz most reps are younger than me. They're boys, normal, like to get wasted on beer and that's it. I'm interesting, won't shag you straight away and actually a grown man. Chicks dig this.
Of course none of these things work in the UK coz everyone is in a relationship, too skint to leave the house, or just not up for anything (or a combo thereof).
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TheFrenchun
Officially Mrs saspro
Joined: Wed Jan 06, 2010 7:55 pm Posts: 4955 Location: on the naughty step
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hear hear 
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Tue Apr 30, 2013 8:06 pm |
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jonlumb
Spends far too much time on here
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:44 pm Posts: 4141 Location: Exeter
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There's also his irresistible musk. Not to be underestimated, I've found myself going a little weak at the knees around James before now. 
_________________ "The woman is a riddle inside a mystery wrapped in an enigma I've had sex with."
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Tue Apr 30, 2013 8:13 pm |
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ProfessorF
What's a life?
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:56 pm Posts: 12030
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I thought that was just the aroma of the well cooked, ground beef burger I was enjoying? Probably hard to tell them apart in fairness.
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Tue Apr 30, 2013 10:09 pm |
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JJW009
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:58 pm Posts: 8767 Location: behind the sofa
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If it smelled of musk, it wasn't beef 
_________________jonbwfc's law: "In any forum thread someone will, no matter what the subject, mention Firefly." When you're feeling too silly for x404, youRwired.net
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Wed May 01, 2013 12:30 am |
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TheFrenchun
Officially Mrs saspro
Joined: Wed Jan 06, 2010 7:55 pm Posts: 4955 Location: on the naughty step
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I feel like I've been missing out! 
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Wed May 01, 2013 7:20 am |
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timark_uk
Moderator
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:11 pm Posts: 12143 Location: Belfast
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Wed May 01, 2013 7:53 am |
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okenobi
Spends far too much time on here
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:59 pm Posts: 4932 Location: Sestriere, Piemonte, Italia
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You both have.
Trust me.
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Wed May 01, 2013 10:43 am |
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jonlumb
Spends far too much time on here
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:44 pm Posts: 4141 Location: Exeter
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*giggles*
_________________ "The woman is a riddle inside a mystery wrapped in an enigma I've had sex with."
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Wed May 01, 2013 11:57 am |
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Amnesia10
Legend
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 2:02 am Posts: 29240 Location: Guantanamo Bay (thanks bobbdobbs)
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In another tv show we will hear the words "Ken you are not the father of Barbies baby." Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk.
_________________Do concentrate, 007... "You are gifted. Mine is bordering on seven seconds." https://www.dropbox.com/referrals/NTg5MzczNTkhttp://astore.amazon.co.uk/wwwx404couk-21
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Wed May 01, 2013 1:46 pm |
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Blue_Nowhere
Spends far too much time on here
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 8:57 pm Posts: 2220 Location: Here for now...
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60% of the time, it works every time. Aaaannndddd I'm out.
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Thu May 02, 2013 2:11 am |
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