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My top tip is be different.

The reason I get attention out here, and wherever I go, is coz most reps are younger than me. They're boys, normal, like to get wasted on beer and that's it. I'm interesting, won't shag you straight away and actually a grown man. Chicks dig this.

Of course none of these things work in the UK coz everyone is in a relationship, too skint to leave the house, or just not up for anything (or a combo thereof).


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My top tip is be different.

The reason I get attention out here, and wherever I go, is coz most reps are younger than me. They're boys, normal, like to get wasted on beer and that's it. I'm interesting, won't shag you straight away and actually a grown man. Chicks dig this.

Of course none of these things work in the UK coz everyone is in a relationship, too skint to leave the house, or just not up for anything (or a combo thereof).

hear hear :)


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There's also his irresistible musk. Not to be underestimated, I've found myself going a little weak at the knees around James before now. ;)

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I thought that was just the aroma of the well cooked, ground beef burger I was enjoying?
Probably hard to tell them apart in fairness.

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I thought that was just the aroma of the well cooked, ground beef burger I was enjoying?
Probably hard to tell them apart in fairness.

If it smelled of musk, it wasn't beef :lol:

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I thought that was just the aroma of the well cooked, ground beef burger I was enjoying?
Probably hard to tell them apart in fairness.

I feel like I've been missing out! :lol:


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ProfessorF wrote:
I thought that was just the aroma of the well cooked, ground beef burger I was enjoying?
Probably hard to tell them apart in fairness.
I feel like I've been missing out! :lol:
I don't! (8+D

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You both have.

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*giggles*

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pcernie wrote:
It was never 'Ken's' intention, but this thread is hilarious :lol:

'Should Ken get it on with Barbie? YOU DECIDE!'

In another tv show we will hear the words "Ken you are not the father of Barbies baby."


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There's also his irresistible musk. Not to be underestimated, I've found myself going a little weak at the knees around James before now. ;)


60% of the time, it works every time.


Aaaannndddd I'm out.

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