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Czech "Pastafarian" wins right to wear kitchen utensil as official religious head gear

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Sat Aug 10, 2013 1:48 pm
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Practically had to stifle my laughter whilst at the gym. Was doing some weightlifting and noticed a black guy with impressive arm musculature. Very big rounded shoulders, big arms etc. Looked at his legs and they were weedy in comparison. Looked completely unbalanced. It will cause him problems in the future. Compare this to the caucasian to my left who had clearly worked on both upper and lower body parts.

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Reminds me of this chap:

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Ended up in a 'gentlemen's establishment' last night.
One of our small party spotted his cousin was working, which as it turned out, was news to him.
Spent the evening reminding him that he's got a really hot cousin.
Ahhh Devon...

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Ended up in a 'gentlemen's establishment' last night.
One of our small party spotted his cousin was working, which as it turned out, was news to him.
Spent the evening reminding him that he's got a really hot cousin.
Ahhh Devon...

Did you and your party do your bit to make sure that her night was a good one?

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No we respectfully kept our distance, by and large, and let her get on with her job.

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I have to say, I'm struggling with the word 'respectfully' in terms of what the establishment was about.


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Well I didn't chase her round the room stuffing £10 notes into a garter and asking her to get them out; she came and said hello, we made polite conversation and then got back to our own conversation.

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No we respectfully kept our distance, by and large, and let her get on with her job.

I thought that it would have help wind up her cousin even more. :lol:

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A branch of al-Qaida has accused the Lebanese group Hezbollah of terrorism


That's like something from The Daily Mash.

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A branch of al-Qaida has accused the Lebanese group Hezbollah of terrorism


That's like something from The Daily Mash.


I'd this an actual news story? If so, link please :D

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pcernie wrote:
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A branch of al-Qaida has accused the Lebanese group Hezbollah of terrorism


That's like something from The Daily Mash.


I'd this an actual news story? If so, link please :D

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http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/a ... e-bombings

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